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                       Okay, ONE DSL Horror Story here … 
                                        
A primal scream fills the air as I realize I won't get my IDSL connection up
until tomarrow.

I write this note [Knock Loudly! Knock like you've never knocked before!] [1]
to stick on the door so the delivery person would knock loud enough for my
roommate Rob [2] would hear. Don't want to miss this deliver. Only to find a
ticket on the doorknob—I already missed the delivery!

At 11:54 a.m. a delivery person came by my condo, and not finding anyone
here, despite the fact that there were three people in the condo at the time,
left, leaving a notice on the door.

I called the delivery company and since it's the Holiday Season^TM and all,
the driver can't stop by again today, but another attempt at delivery will be
made tomarrow.

I suppose I should have left the Post-It^TM Note on the door earlier. Sigh.

[1] gopher://gopher.conman.org/IPhlog:2000/12/18/postit.note.jpg
[2] http://www.tragic-smurfs.com/

Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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