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     “ … or blown out candles or colored marbles depending on the county.”
                                        
> As of this writing, the new President of these United States isn't known.
> The initial results of Florida's general election gave Bush the state by
> only 2000 votes. Because this slim lead easily falls within the margin of
> error, the home state of Mikey Mouse and German tourist murderers is
> recounting the ballets – or blown out candles or colored marbles depending
> on the county. Whoever is declared the winner there will surely go on to
> claim "a clear mandate from the people". Considering the source, that
> mandate will likely include Geritol and cheap stool softners for all.
> 

Funny commentary on election from a Slashdotter [1]

[1] http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=00/11/08/1411247&threshold=3&commentsort=0&mode=flat&cid=781

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