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                           More annoying phone calls
                                        
Ring.

I pause, not wanting a repeat of the previous phone call.

Ring.

I pick up the phone. “Hello?”

Long pause. “Please do not hang up for I have some very important information
of vital concern,” the voice droned. A recording. “If you are a senior
citizen—”

I hung up.


Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org

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