* * * * * “Like, is this a trick question or what?” I'm in the Computer Room when the phone rings. “Hello?” I answered. “Dude,” said Jeff C, a client of mine. “Where are you?” “I assume this is one of those rhetorical questions, right? I mean, we're talking, aren't we?” It's nice that I have clients whose sarcasm hasn't atrophied. Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .