* * * * * Scary revelation I had a rather horrifying revelation today. For some reason I started thinking about my high school German teacher, Frau Humphreys (cool teacher— she used to send students on donut runs) and how she took off a year or two to have her child. The revelation I had is that her child is now old enough to attend high school. Man, I'm getting old. Email Sean Conner at sean@conman.org .