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       Stardate: 20210407.2242
       Location: Gamma Quadrant
       Input Device: LCARS Console in Fen-Torward
       Audio: HVAC System of the USS Nostradumbass, Kardassian Karaoke
       Visual: Egh'gnogg, the female Klingon's awful rendition of, "Boom!
              I Got Your Boyfriend"
       Emotional: Concerned
       
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       An unidentified distress signal has led to the discovery of what 
       appears to be the remains of the USS Lololz, not far from the 
       Bizarron wormhole in the Gamma Quadrant.  Among the remains was the 
       data storage array for the ship's computer.  Unfortunately, a 
       majority of the ship's log was non-recoverable except for a fragment 
       of the captain's last log entry.[1]  The captain can be heard 
       ordering the crew to abandon ship behind a strange rumbling sound.   
       
       The array has been sent to engineering for further processing and
       analysis.
       
       May Zod rest their souls.
       
 (HTM) [1] USS Lololz: Captain's Last Log
       
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