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       Strixy goes Meta
       October 04th, 2017
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       Official welcomes to strixy [0] who recently joined MetaARPA. He
       got set up on the meta array today and made his way into IRC in
       the #gopher channel on irc.sdf.org. If you're reading this and
       haven't popped in to say hi, what are you doing with your life?!
       
       Strixy also gave me a nifty new shell function that I've added to
       my prompt. It outputs the current time in Swatch Internet Time [1],
       like so:
       
       @344
       
       Pretty neat, eh? I thought so! If I were him, I'd add a cgi script
       to his gopher hole so other people can check the swatch internet
       time over gopher. (HINT HINT)
       
       Welcome to meta, strixy!
       
 (DIR) [0] strixy's gopher
 (TXT) [1] Swatch Internet Time