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Subject: One of the fortunes is SCREWED!
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>Number:         1780
>Category:       misc
>Synopsis:       fortune misspelling
>Confidential:   no
>Severity:       non-critical
>Priority:       low
>Responsible:    freebsd-bugs
>State:          closed
>Quarter:
>Keywords:
>Date-Required:
>Class:          sw-bug
>Submitter-Id:   current-users
>Arrival-Date:   Sat Oct 12 10:00:01 PDT 1996
>Closed-Date:    Thu Oct 17 10:25:25 PDT 1996
>Last-Modified:  Thu Oct 17 10:25:58 PDT 1996
>Originator:     Tim Vanderhoek
>Release:        FreeBSD 2.2-961006-SNAP i386
>Organization:
--

Organization of people who don't lie when they talk in 
X-headers: What?

>Environment:

Sunshine will misc with cloud, milder with a brisk breeze at time today.
Highs 15 to 17.  Mostly cloudy, maybe an isolated shower this evening
and overnight.  Lows 6 to 8.  Mostly cloudy and breezy with isolated 
showers tomorrow.  Highs 16 to 18.

(Genuine Toronto Star weather report for Hamilton area).

>Description:

When reading this fortune, one is forced to pause momentarily 
to try and make the given word ("gave") fit the context.  It almost
works, so it takes a milli-second or so longer than necessary to
induce the correct word.  This is detrimental to the overall
effect of the fortune.

The fortune reads as follows,

--
When you are about to do an objective and scientific piece of
investigation of a topic, it is well to gave the answer firmly in hand,
so that you can proceed forthrightly, without being deflected or
swayed, directly to the goal.
		-- Amrom Katz
--

The typo is on the second line, 9th word.

>How-To-Repeat:

fortune -m forthrightly

>Fix:
	
	Change the `g' in "gave" (on the second line of the fortune) to
`t' or something so that it is obvious that the word is wrong, thus
avoiding the multitudes of milliseconds the reader spends trying to 
make "gave" fit the context.
>Release-Note:
>Audit-Trail:
State-Changed-From-To: open->closed 
State-Changed-By: pst 
State-Changed-When: Thu Oct 17 10:25:25 PDT 1996 
State-Changed-Why:  
We don't mess with artistic license.  Sorry. :-) 
>Unformatted:
