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From: "Patrick K Schweiger" <pks@timing.com>
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Subject: This is REAL problem that MUST be fixed - the ALIENS said so
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>Number:         18330
>Category:       junk
>Synopsis:       Aliens came, said to fix THE problem, and then went home
>Confidential:   no
>Severity:       critical
>Priority:       high
>Responsible:    imp
>State:          closed
>Quarter:        
>Keywords:       
>Date-Required:  
>Class:          change-request
>Submitter-Id:   current-users
>Arrival-Date:   Mon May  1 14:20:01 PDT 2000
>Closed-Date:    Mon May 1 21:23:34 PDT 2000
>Last-Modified:  Sun Jun 23 14:51:16 PDT 2002
>Originator:     Patrick K Schweiger
>Release:        FreeBSD 3.3-RELEASE i386
>Organization:
Timing Solutions
>Environment:

Out in the field, late at night, near the crop circles	

>Description:

Stay out there long enough and the aliens will come and tell you to fix the problem


>How-To-Repeat:

see Environment and Description	

>Fix:
	
the problem must be fixed if the aliens aren't to be pissed off.



>Release-Note:
>Audit-Trail:
State-Changed-From-To: open->closed 
State-Changed-By: jkh 
State-Changed-When: Mon May 1 21:23:34 PDT 2000 
State-Changed-Why:  
Thank you for your problem report.  We are pleased to report that 
THE problem has been fixed using advanced technology recovered from 
the aliens crashed spacecraft, now in long-term storage at Area 51 
Towing and Express Smog Check service.  Please inform Aliens during 
next crop circle conference that the following invoice is due: 

Towing:		$80 
Repair of Hyperspace Gomulator:	$280 
Freem drive timing adjustment:	$170 
Vehicular storage:		15695 days @ $40/day:  $627,800 
Sears die-hard battery:		$89.95 

Total:		$628,339.95 

Area 51 towing accepts all major credit cards and out-of-solar system 
checks only with 2 forms of picture identification.  Failure to pay this 
invoice before the next (actual) millennium will cause this matter to 
be referred to a collection agency and a possible negative credit listing 
with the Equifax credit agency.  Express attention to this matter is 
appreciated. 
Responsible-Changed-From-To: gnats-admin->imp 
Responsible-Changed-By: imp 
Responsible-Changed-When: Wed May 3 16:29:24 MDT 2000 
Responsible-Changed-Why:  
The bill was incorrect.  It accounted for only 43 years of storage.  However, 
the unit has been in storage for 55 years since the unit crashed near Roswell 
Rather than 15695 days of storage, it has been in the impound yard for 
20143 days.  This represents an accural of an additional $177,920.  Please 
note this next time you see the space aliens. 

Tahnks. 
>Unformatted:
