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From: Achim Patzner <ap@proxon.bnc.net>
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Subject: some more fortunes
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>Number:         40273
>Category:       bin
>Synopsis:       some more fortunes
>Confidential:   no
>Severity:       non-critical
>Priority:       low
>Responsible:    dougb
>State:          closed
>Quarter:        
>Keywords:       
>Date-Required:  
>Class:          update
>Submitter-Id:   current-users
>Arrival-Date:   Sat Jul 06 12:30:01 PDT 2002
>Closed-Date:    Sat Dec 30 21:58:11 GMT 2006
>Last-Modified:  Sat Dec 30 22:00:30 GMT 2006
>Originator:     Achim Patzner
>Release:        FreeBSD 4.6-RC i386
>Organization:
Do I look organized?
>Environment:
System: FreeBSD proxon.bnc.net 4.6-RC FreeBSD 4.6-RC #9: Sun May 26 04:49:26 CEST 2002 root@proxon.bnc.net:/space/obj/spool/FreeBSD-src/stable/sys/PROXON i386


	
>Description:
Some more fortunes for dull days I just found on rec.humor.funny:

>How-To-Repeat:

>Fix:
Please add these to the appropriate /usr/share/games/fortune files:

Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
%
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
%
No one is listening until you fart.
%
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
%
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
%
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car payments.
%
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have
their shoes.
%
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
%
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
%
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
%
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
%
Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
%
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and
it holds the universe together
%
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
%
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
%
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
%
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
%
We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ...
then things get worse.
>Release-Note:
>Audit-Trail:
State-Changed-From-To: open->feedback 
State-Changed-By: dougb 
State-Changed-When: Sat Jul 6 12:57:49 PDT 2002 
State-Changed-Why:  

Have you checked to see that these are all original? I see a 
few that I know are duplicates right off the bat. 


Responsible-Changed-From-To: freebsd-bugs->dougb 
Responsible-Changed-By: dougb 
Responsible-Changed-When: Sat Jul 6 12:57:49 PDT 2002 
Responsible-Changed-Why:  

I'll handle the feedback. 

http://www.freebsd.org/cgi/query-pr.cgi?pr=40273 
State-Changed-From-To: feedback->closed 
State-Changed-By: dougb 
State-Changed-When: Sat Dec 30 21:23:03 UTC 2006 
State-Changed-Why:  

My apologies for the pathetically long period of time this 
has had to wait. I've committed the fortunes that weren't 
already there to HEAD, and will MFC them as part of another 
project. 

http://www.freebsd.org/cgi/query-pr.cgi?pr=40273 

From: dfilter@FreeBSD.ORG (dfilter service)
To: bug-followup@FreeBSD.org
Cc:  
Subject: Re: bin/40273: commit references a PR
Date: Sat, 30 Dec 2006 21:54:49 +0000 (UTC)

 dougb       2006-12-30 21:54:41 UTC
 
   FreeBSD src repository
 
   Modified files:
     games/fortune/datfiles fortunes fortunes-o.real 
   Log:
   Add the fortunes from the PR that were not already present.
   Delete some duplicates found while double checking the new ones,
   and fix a typo.
   
   These haven't been sorted yet, but will be in a future commit.
   
   PR:             ports/40273
   Submitted by:   Achim Patzner <ap@proxon.bnc.net>
   
   Revision  Changes    Path
   1.233     +23 -7     src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes
   1.20      +6 -0      src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes-o.real
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