             YOU KNOW YOU'RE ONLINE TOO MUCH WHEN...
 ...during awkward pauses IRL conversations, your first thought is LAG.
 ...you only answer to your user ID IRL.
 ...you've forgotten what the outside looks like.
 ...you may not know what is happening in the world, but you know every bit of
    net-gossip there is.
 ...you cant talk to people unless you type it on a kb first.
 ...you are amazed that anyone uses a phone without a modem on it...let
    alone hear actual voices.
 ...you find yourself falling for someone you've never seen or hardly
    know, but, boy can he/she TYPE!!!!!!
 ...when dumped on the net, you spend all your time in false ID's looking
    for them at other sites.
 ...when dumped IRL you spend all your time searching sites...even if
    he/she doesnt own a computer.
 ...you've never seen your closest friends who usually live WAY too far away.
 ...you mentally 'emote' an action IRL before you do it.
 ...when meeting someone IRL, you automatically want to .ex/finger them.
 ...when you watch TV and try to get the scrollback screen to see what you
    missed.
 ...the hum of a cooling fan and the click of keys is comforting to you.
 ...when you experience ACTUAL physical withdrawl symptoms when away from
    your puter and the net.
 ...when you're waiting to close your respective job you try to do a .who to
    see who is left.

