                            Misinterpreted Lyrics

Blondie's "Heart of Glass"
Right: Mucho mistrust, Love's gone behind
Wrong: Mush of missmush, Love has gone blind

Dire Straits's "Money for Nothing"
Right: Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free. (I want my MTV)
Wrong: You get your money for nothing and your chips for free (I want my mushy peas)

Pink Floyd's "Brick In The Wall"
Right: We don't need no education.
       We don't need no thought control.
       No dark sarcasm in the class room...
       Hey! Teacher leave those kids alone.
Wrong: We don't need no education.
       We don't need no force control.
       No dukes of hazzard in the class room...
       Hey! Teacher leave those kids alone.

Starship's "We Built This City"
Right: We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll
Wrong: Nabisco City. Nabisco city on rock and roll

Survivor's "Eye of the Tiger"
Right: It's the eye of the tiger,
       it's the cream of the fight
       Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
Wrong: I have a tiger,
       he's the thrill of the fight
       Rising up to the challenge of a rhino

Paul Young's "Every Time You Go"
Right: Every time you go away, You take a piece of me with you
Wrong: Every time you go away, You take a piece of meat with you

Aqua's "Barbie Girl"
Right: I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world life in plastic,
       it's fantastic you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Wrong: I'm a barbie slut with a perfect butt both boobs are plastic,
       they're fantastic When you brush my hair, the flakes are everywhere

Blind Melon's "No Rain"
Right: All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
Wrong: All I can say is that my wife is pretty lame

Celine Dion's "The Heart Does Go On"
Right: I believe that the heart does go on
Wrong: I believe that the hot dogs go on

Jewel's "Hands"
Right: My hands are small, I know,
       but they're not yours, they are my own,
       but they're not yours,
       they are my own, and I'm never broken.
Wrong: My hands are all I know,
       but they're not yours they are my home,
       but there not yours,
       they are my own and I am never open.

Matchbox 20's "Real World"
Right: I wish the real world would just stop hasseling me
Wrong: I whisper in your ear and you throw hash browns at me

Pearl Jam's "Jeremy"
Right: Jeremy spoke in class today...
Wrong: Jeremy's bowling class is gay

Third Eye Blind's "Semi-charmed Life"
Right: And the four right chords can make me cry....
Wrong: And the four-eyed girl can make me cry

U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For"
Right: I believe in the kingdom come
Wrong: I believe in the king of kong
Wrong: I have seen the king of Pong.
