                             The Canonical List of
                               Weird Band Names

The Peculiar and the Profane

     These are names of actual bands, past and present.

     [ a ]

     A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce
     A Boy Named Gomer
     Above Average Weight Band
     Abracadaver
     Abstract Evil Barbie
     A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't a Cake
     Accidental Goat Sodomy
     The Advil Monkeys
     Affordable Floors
     Afghanistan Banana Stand
     Aggressive Crotch Display
     Agnes Morehead
     Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast
     Albino Toilet Boys
     Alcoholocaust
     Alcoholics Unanimous
     Alien Nymphos from Uranus
     Alien Sex Fiend
     All You Can Eat
     The Amazing Embarrasonic Human Karaoke Machine
     Amberham Lincoln
     Amputatoe
     Amputee and the Eunichs
     An Emotional Fish
     Angry Samoans
     Anus the Menace
     Appalachian Death Ride
     Apocolypse Hoboken
     The Archbishop's Enema Fetish
     Are These My Pants?
     Arm the Homeless
     Arthur Loves Plastic
     Ashtray Babyhead
     Ashtray Boy
     The Ass Baboons of Venus
     Asylum Street Spankers
     Attila The Stockbroker
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     [ b ]

     Badical Turbo Radness
     The Bad Livers
     Bad Mutha Goose
     Baldilocks
     Baloney Ponys
     Banana Blender Surprise
     The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
     A Band Named Bob
     Band Over
     Band That Shot Liberty Valence
     Bang Gang
     Barbeque Bob and the Spare Ribs
     Barbie Bones
     Barefoot Hockey Goalie
     Barenaked Ladies
     Barf
     Barnyard Ballers
     Barnyard Slut
     Barry White Boys
     The Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash
     Bearded Clams
     Beats the Hell Out of Me
     Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
     The Biggest Freak in New Jersey
     Bimbo Toolshed
     Bindle Blaster and the Big Stub Disaster
     Bionic Roomate
     Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens
     Boba Fett Youth
     Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
     Body Falling Down Stairs
     Boiled Angel
     Boy Scouts of Annihilation
     Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
     Breakfast in Beirut
     Brian Jonestown Massacre
     Bright Blue Gorilla
     Brown Lobster Tank
     Brutis Bit Me
     Bullwinkel Gandhi
     Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas
     Buddha Thunkit
     Bulimia Banquet
     Bumgravy
     The Bumpin' Uglies
     Burger Pimp
     Burning Sofa #10
     Burn Your Tongue
     The Bus Station Loonies
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     [ c ]

     Caltransvestites
     Cancer Bunny
     Candy Striper Death Orgy
     Cannibal Elvis
     Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
     Captain Cardiac and the Coronaries
     Captain Drinking Binge
     Children of the Vending Machine
     Chocolate Bunnies From Hell
     Cindy Brady's Lisp
     Clive Pig and the Hopeful Chinamen
     Colon On The Cob
     Cookie Mould and the Smegmettes
     The Couch Slugs
     Cortizone 5
     Crack and the Drug Sniffin' Dogs NEW!
     Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies
     Curious George and the Homophobes
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     [ d ]

     Dairy Queen Empire
     Damn the Bad Luck
     Damn You Peter Pan
     Dancing Cigarettes
     The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
     Dayglo Abortions
     Dead Ant Farm NEW!
     The Dead Bodyguards of Abraham Lincoln NEW!
     Diahrrea Juice and the Pepto Kids
     Dinner is Ruined NEW!
     Dirt Clod Fight
     Disappointed Parents
     Disgruntled Postal Workers
     The Dismemberment Plan
     Dog Food Five
     Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers
     Drunks With Guns
     Dukes of Hazardous Material
     Duke Tumatoe and the All Star Frogs
     Dumpster Juice
     Dusty Cowshit
     Dwarf Bitch
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     [ e ]

     Earthpig and Fire
     Electric Blue Peggy Sue and the Revolutionions from Mars
     Elmer Jacobsen and the Emasculated Cockroaches
     Epileptic Disco NEW!
     Ernest Truley's Bare Bottom Spankings and Salvation NEW!
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     [ f ]

     Five Fat Guys Who Rock
     Fix My Head
     Flaming Box of Ants
     Four Honkies In a Big Black Car
     Freak Daddy Love Cheese
     The Freaky Executives
     The Fred Mertz Experience
     Full Throttle Aristotle
     Funman and the Scumbags
     Furious George
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     [ g ]

     Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous
     Giant Chunker Monkeys with Wings in Crack Houses
     Gnat King Kong
     The Go Kill Yourselves
     Goober Patrol
     Grandpa's Become a Fungus
     Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows
     Gringo Star
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     [ h ]

     The Happiest Guys In the World
     Hard-drinkin' Housewives
     Hello I'm A Truck
     Here Are the Facts You Requested
     He's Dead Jim
     Hitler Stole My Potato
     HIV and the Positives
     Hockey Teeth
     Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death
     Holy Mary, Mother of Bert
     Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
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     [ i ]

     Ice Cream Headache
     Icky Boyfriends
     Icky Wicky Chocky Bicky
     If Cows Had Wings
     I Hate You
     Imperial Butt Wizards
     Individual Fruit Pie
     The Inflatable Boy Clams
     The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac
     The Italians Obsessed with Cheese
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     [ j ]

     Janitors Against Apartheid
     The Jean Paul Sartre Experience
     Jehovah's Waitresses
     Jehovahs Witness Protection Program
     Jello Logic
     Joan of Arkansas
     John Cougar Concentration Camp
     Juggling Death Squad
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     [ k ]

     Kathleen Turner Overdrive
     Kenfunky Fried
     Kerrigan's Knees
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     [ l ]

     Lee Harvey Keitel
     The Luminous Toilet Bowls
     Lunatic Candy Kreep
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     [ m ]

     Me First and the Gimmee Gimmees
     Men Among Poodles
     Mermaids In the Basement
     The Mutated Daisies I Once Found in My Garden NEW!
     My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
     My Friend Kevin
     My Sister Harold
     My White Bread Mom
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     [ n ]

     New Squids on the Dock
     Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints
     Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
     Not Drowning, Waving
     Nuts Can Surf
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     [ o ]

     Operation Cliff Claven
     Ozzy Beard Spaghetti
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     [ p ]

     Paisley Brain Cells
     Pamper the Madman
     Part Time Christians
     Paul Minor's Great Big Ego
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     [ r ]

     Rage Against the Coffee Machine
     Rainbow Butt Monkeys
     The Rampant Hedgehogs
     Rebel Without Applause
     REO Speed Dealer
     Rodney King and the Nightsticks
     Round Ear Spock
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     [ q ]

     Question Mark & the Mysterians
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     [ s ]

     Saltwater Vampires
     Seasick Pirates
     Seven Minutes of Nausea
     76% Uncertain
     Severe Tire Damage
     Sharon Stoned
     Shirley Temple of Doom
     Shirley Temple Pilots
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     [ t ]

     The Telephony Bandits of Doom
     The Tortillas You Wanted
     They Tried To Frame OJ
     They Were Expendable
     Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
     This Is Serious, Mum
     Those Darn Accordians
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     [ u ]

     Unidentified Rocking Objects
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     [ v ]

     The Vast Void of Empty Nothingness
     Vic Vaccume and the Attachments
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     [ w ]

     Wafflebutt
     Waffles Against AIDS [Vafler mot AIDS]
     When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water
     Willie Nelson Mandela
     Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children
     The Wrench Twisting Streetlickers
     Wynona Ryders
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     [ y ]

     The Yams from Outer Space
     Your Damn Neighbors
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     [ z ]

     Zombies Under Stress
     Zulu Leprechauns
