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'Secret Diary of an apprentice age 16.543: Day 1: %s%s Sent to stores to get a new bubble for the spirit-level.
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'Secret Diary of an apprentice age 16.545: Day 2: %s%s Had to ask the foreman for a long weight.
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?that for every problem, there's a solution that's simple, elegant and wrong?
#Is it Friday yet??!!
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'Secret Diary of an apprentice age 16.549: Day 4: %s%s Sent to stores to get 14' of falopian tubing.

