Grapevine Disclaimer
by Zildjian

In case you've not come across excessive expletives, sick humour 
or DazzaBoy's usual writing, Grapevine is for the broad-minded. 

Now for some points we wish to make; you perhaps have seen some 
jokes that offend you, containing racist, sexist or homophobic 
remarks etc., we would like to make it clear that ALL opinions 
expressed in humorous articles are not meant to be offensive, 
they are just meant to be humorous, no more! 

If you are easily offended, then this issue and all future and 
previous issues are probably not suitable for you. We make no 
apologies to those with no sense of humour, or to narrow-minded 
individuals who refuse to believe there are two sides to an argument. 

If you disagree with something you read, then remember you have 
the right to reply (read the contributions section), we do try to 
show both sides of the argument (if both sides can be bothered to 
submit articles.) 

We wish to make it absolutely clear that the opinions expressed by 
article writers are not necessarily the opinions of the Grapevine editors. 

And of course, any opinions expressed by any of the Grapevine 
editors is not necessarily the opinions of ALL the Grapevine 
editors or other article contributors. 

Although we attempt to ensure that all information is correct, 
sometimes the facts change after we go to live. Most of the time 
truth depends on what side of the fence you are standing! We've 
been sitting on the fence for so long, we've got piles. 

All articles printed in Grapevine are for informational purposes 
only, we do not assume liability for the use or misuse of any 
information contained herein. Just because a topic is covered 
in Grapevine, does not mean we actually do it! We do not encourage 
anyone to break the laws of their country. 

With this, we hope to ensure we are not closed down or sued by anyone :) 

eof.