Posts by zhuowei@notnow.dev
(DIR) Post #An3HJmwKe5S8WFtbDE by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2024-10-12T04:18:34.189388Z
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whelp someone found the firmware flashing mode for the Nintendo Alarmohttps://x.com/MarcelD505/status/1844751661098573942It's an STM32H7 (running a UF2-compatible bootloader - since it shows up as a USB mass storage device)https://x.com/MarcelD505/status/1844759042540949679with Wi-Fi provided by an NXP (née Marvell Avastar) chip, of all things.https://x.com/MarcelD505/status/1844759443101163895
(DIR) Post #An3HJoWWl003Qnq1Gi by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2024-10-12T21:58:58.711769Z
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The devs just found the JTAG (SWD) debugging pins on the Nintendo Alarmo: https://x.com/MarcelD505/status/1845211647675408496whelp. at this rate, this thing's gonna be running Doom by next week.(I guessed wrong: It's not a standard 20-pin JTAG as used on a regular ST-Link, because Nintendo.)
(DIR) Post #An3HJpcafwRaptgNMG by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2024-10-13T17:48:27.458586Z
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And they're already datamining the Nintendo Alarmo: https://x.com/MarcelD505/status/1845518455950442815
(DIR) Post #An3HJqLxxEjx6cuc5I by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2024-10-14T03:29:31.279337Z
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... and the modders have code execution (via JTAG/SWD) on the Nintendo Alarmo:https://x.com/_spinda/status/1845644595889066248Whelp that's a new world record for hacking Nintendo any%
(DIR) Post #AnaDOXG44e0tg1QolM by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2024-11-01T00:59:18.138585Z
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Ouija board: A...S......A......L...A...R...G...E......L...A...N...G......
(DIR) Post #AntR1kbz9G4ut7q08W by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2024-11-09T03:20:46.078718Z
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Good evening. The "Nintendo Switch" was a 96-month study conducted by Harvard University on fault injection attacks.We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
(DIR) Post #AphV9FNjfCLk952Zge by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2025-01-03T06:00:20.251488Z
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SELinux stays ON during sex
(DIR) Post #ApiW78NZ1TjsxZTbdI by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2025-01-03T21:02:38.202528Z
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LKML (Linux Kernel Machine Learning)
(DIR) Post #Asripk8FwnjgNdoqwa by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2025-04-08T00:41:16.809640Z
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"I wish everything is 0-indexed!"My index funds:
(DIR) Post #AssPLzqFGtGoRaSO8m by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2025-04-08T02:47:19.192958Z
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The Switch 2 will likely be the most secure consumer device ever created.So, of course, it'll be hacked a week after release by someone posting Nintendo's private signing key to the War Thunder forums
(DIR) Post #AtFsJEukj2scA58Gh6 by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2025-04-19T16:56:56.834976Z
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Discovery of signs of life on distant planet overturned after scientists find the alleged aliens editing YAML on a Saturday night
(DIR) Post #AtPA4r3y9drPjPNCSG by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2025-04-24T04:23:02.986764Z
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If implementing the visitor pattern with a depth-first search and pattern matching is so great, why isn’t there a pre-order switch 2
(DIR) Post #AukCOHCGf7RhGg9jyi by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2025-06-03T02:52:53.931196Z
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I can't find any Snapdragon phone with the Android 2025-06-05 security update, so I can't check if CVE-2025-21479 / CVE-2025-21480 really are in the GPU microcode as Qualcomm's description claims...
(DIR) Post #AunFVzKNrj3DV9CWh6 by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2025-06-04T12:34:16.663053Z
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@picofarad https://notnow.dev/notice/AujMz4Ooqz1xE2GVtI
(DIR) Post #Awm8rQtNlMjYjMkQDY by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2025-08-02T23:52:10.363279Z
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(DIR) Post #AwzpRztznR42rndDs0 by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2025-08-09T06:35:48.128395Z
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Mildly amused that I can get Android to do a userspace reboot by:overwriting init’s RebootSystem function with an execve() by writing to /proc/1/memdo a reboot, causing init to exec into my trampolinedmctl delete userdatarm -r /dev/__properties__exec runcon "u:r:kernel:s0" /system/bin/init selinux_setup(Yes, Android 11-14 had a built-in userspace reboot, but it doesn’t restart init and vold.And yes, modders have been userspace rebooting Android since 2011.)
(DIR) Post #AyIaPEcT0G0aMlGSzQ by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2025-09-17T13:40:55.670687Z
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☐ Be rich☐ Be famous☑ Write a root exploitOne out of three isn't bad.
(DIR) Post #B07yTOOgCsq1uDA5bs by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2025-11-11T04:22:21.131209Z
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What's the least bad static site generator these days? Hugo? Docusaurus? Mdbook? Jekyll?
(DIR) Post #B0YzGVsa8aElZdWadk by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2025-11-24T05:16:33.642116Z
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Chrome developers: Stop running Chrome as root! To discourage you, we made it crash withRunning as root without —no-sandbox is not supported. See https://crbug.com/638180Users: disable sandboxhttps://github.com/clj-codes/docs.frontend/pull/41https://github.com/karma-runner/karma-chrome-launcher/issues/158
(DIR) Post #B12np27bOjACi32fa4 by zhuowei@notnow.dev
2025-12-08T16:30:58.996210Z
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Global RAM shortage actually just statistical error. average user uses 0 GB of RAM.New Tabs Georg, who lives in Chrome and opens over 5 tabs each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted