Posts by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
 (DIR) Post #APKMs2Cc9p9HGlYETY by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-06T11:01:21Z
       
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       Oh an #Introduction. I’m Spag. I live in London and haven’t mentally adjusted to it yet. I work in digital marketing. I befoul Twitter with debris from my mind but now I will toot it too. I am a big fan of dogs, cheese, whisky, a string quartet, the occult, and a good restaurant. I dislike films about aliens, and Lycra on septuagenarians+. Hobbies include dads, reading, watching rugby, and being late for everything I don’t want to be at. Hoping to make new friends here but I’m doubtful.
       
 (DIR) Post #APMk8D6S5EhYyLGqiu by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-07T16:10:09Z
       
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       I have been out for a long walk every day for the past 4 days come rain or shine (today out in a downpour). This might not seem like a huge deal but last week I could barely leave my flat to go to the shop from sheer exhaustion. I think it’s iron tablets. Either way, I’m so happy a little bit of energy has come back 🥲
       
 (DIR) Post #APONyv9f1mwXmQBeO8 by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-08T10:00:11Z
       
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       Can you tell me if I followed you on the bird app? I’m having problems identifying who people are on here. Because I am an old lady and struggle with change.
       
 (DIR) Post #APRAKSrk4QtSWv424G by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-09T17:57:00Z
       
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       Imagine being a kangaroo and the last job your testicles ever had was being a snack for Matt Hancock
       
 (DIR) Post #APSv3B06FXjYivf1HM by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-10T15:35:15Z
       
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       Considering hiring one for me tbh
       
 (DIR) Post #APYrQEWu3ps9SeVDto by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-13T12:41:45Z
       
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       What food is best for when you’re so hungover your insides feel like wet gravel?
       
 (DIR) Post #APYrSqpybZO2qifk7U by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-13T12:44:32Z
       
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       @matt mmmm maybe I will have some fruits
       
 (DIR) Post #APdAWg6z6GpmVJ0Pqq by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-15T14:34:02Z
       
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       I had a bowl of cabbage for dinner last night out of choice
       
 (DIR) Post #APdC6DP9PRO3ql0oCW by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-15T14:54:32Z
       
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       @matt boiled, with soy sauce
       
 (DIR) Post #APhPTbGQwVm6XsFtei by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-17T15:40:01Z
       
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       What is your workplace doing for you in the cost of living crisis? Are they ignoring it or are they looking after you?
       
 (DIR) Post #APhPphxiigQjgr2oKW by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-17T15:47:18Z
       
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       @matt good that they gave you a pay rise. I think it’s hard for any business to hike pay to the extraordinary amount of inflation so it’s still upsetting. It’s insane, isn’t it?
       
 (DIR) Post #APjQmvtKxlPsID9djs by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-18T14:52:40Z
       
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       A simple sore throat is so much more than that. Behind the scenes it’s a chaotic bacterial war with no strategy.
       
 (DIR) Post #APu87N7ncimX53LAFE by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-23T17:41:10Z
       
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       Oh babies, do you remember Vine? #BRINGBACKVINE
       
 (DIR) Post #AQ2hz6szGagC0wS2LY by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-27T18:15:22Z
       
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       Good evening. I had, in mind, a wreath. With beautiful black paper poinsettias, silver pine cones, holly, and berries. What I have created instead is nothing short of a monstrosity.
       
 (DIR) Post #AQ2l53uDYk1uN5YZ2O by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-27T22:54:19Z
       
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       @matt I don’t think they need this, but yes.
       
 (DIR) Post #AQ4pnRf1O9ruv7msaW by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2022-11-28T22:39:55Z
       
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       I’ll be honest. I’m shit at this. My content is shit, I don’t know what to give it. I don’t know how I built up so many followers on Twitter, but I’m sorry if you followed me from there and expected more. Actual footage of me trying to cling on to any relevancy I ever had:
       
 (DIR) Post #AXH7T9aeUUn3NGdHZQ by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2023-07-02T06:15:50Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts here for facts
       
 (DIR) Post #AXHEvOluL5TCFLJRTs by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2023-07-02T05:17:39Z
       
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       Here I am. I’ve come crawling back.
       
 (DIR) Post #AXHF9LC0RVihCUAU76 by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2023-07-02T06:41:13Z
       
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       What if I pass away from being overstimulated by my own excitement before I arrive? My resting HR feels about 175
       
 (DIR) Post #AXVyXv8pFxQV5RYO7k by yesmissmurphy@mstdn.social
       2023-07-09T09:48:58Z
       
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       BELLINGTON’S HERE