Posts by yaya@jorts.horse
(DIR) Post #Az3LIdHtKWU3NPmKJc by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-10T02:21:48Z
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@zeph as u know from my many rants I think clanker is perfect bc robot go clank clank clank bc it made of CD-ROMs and broken toaster pieces and Christmas lights
(DIR) Post #Az3yEFRvuiMWUxNLlI by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-10T10:19:12Z
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@N33R 💖👭💖👭💖👭💖👭💖gay shit gay sHit👭 thats 👬 some gay👭👭shit right👭👭th 👭 ere👭👭👭 right👬there 👬👬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👭 👭НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👭👭👭 👭 💯 👭 💖💖 👭👭Gay shit
(DIR) Post #Az5FIEPxaJVopqtjH6 by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-11T01:05:35Z
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@wjmaggos basically not knowing whether my friends would randomly be permabanned with zero explanation made the whole experience stressful on top of random people showing up in the replies to start fights and basically ending up spending all day just fighting people but then the mods really making it clear they Absolutely Hate Us made it not worth it
(DIR) Post #Az5LRzYsH3LfNe6Yka by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-10T21:01:25Z
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last time I saw cereal for 8 fucking dollars was in Belize and that is because BZE$2 = USD $1
(DIR) Post #Az6z3qOMuAHXJgBtUu by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-07T15:58:04Z
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did you know if you love the jortshorse you can give them $1? i highly recommend it. especially given all the extra server strain from how FUCKING annoying we all are :angry_laugh:https://www.patreon.com/jortsdothorse
(DIR) Post #Az7jIUK3pw536X64Aa by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-12T05:25:15Z
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@anna you have given me an excuse to repost this
(DIR) Post #Az7jIZojPKaK96U8Aa by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-12T05:27:49Z
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could I have cropped? maybe!
(DIR) Post #Az7pG9J7bCOj4ZvRA0 by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-12T05:33:37Z
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@arcadus @anna im belizean and nobody knows wtf Belize is so i am Flag
(DIR) Post #Az7pGB17F7BQNJW5NA by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-12T05:36:34Z
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@glitchwitch @arcadus @anna YOU HAVE PROVEN MY POINT🇧🇿🇧🇿🇧🇿🇧🇿🇧🇿🇧🇿🇧🇿🇧🇿
(DIR) Post #Az7pGBzjbjflPJsUrI by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-12T05:37:36Z
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@glitchwitch @arcadus @anna fun fact: belize the only country with human toes on their flag
(DIR) Post #Az9AQV9JXT8JuC4kWe by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-12T20:02:35Z
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also a lot of the businesses nearby have signs like this now
(DIR) Post #Az9AQcrWrTezpLoeum by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-12T21:02:31Z
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ah fuck the libs are gonna find this aren't they
(DIR) Post #Az9BwG4LF48eM7SMK0 by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-12T20:51:04Z
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(DIR) Post #Az9s7Bo3cvXqOajbfc by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-12T22:58:14Z
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I found these pictures at completely different times in completely different places and I refuse to believe they don't form a perfect complete narrative
(DIR) Post #AzAqdV7nKcjSpKCpsW by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-13T06:42:56Z
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@bartholin as long as Diddy Kong never finds out. I don't want that guy finding me
(DIR) Post #AzENWpeWUV8kQYp1Xs by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-15T09:40:02Z
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official diagnosis
(DIR) Post #AzeMSrHdXA1vc4lpcu by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-27T23:27:12Z
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I feel like I fundamentally altered the fabric of the fediverse by starting this tag https://mastodon.social/@Viss/115448654813071564
(DIR) Post #Azj0vuvBrPbM5oWQwC by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-30T04:55:04Z
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my roommate @ me just now
(DIR) Post #Azj7NRpKE6P9gtI1NA by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-30T05:38:39Z
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@raccoon here u go
(DIR) Post #B0vY5ooh9yh4zjSdhg by yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-05T04:13:57Z
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I'm gonna dip the Christmas tree in ranch dressing and eat it as a snack