Posts by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
(DIR) Post #AtRTKfX94irg3IC6Mq by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-04-25T05:44:50Z
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What kind of brain injury would one need to sustain to stop worrying about other people’s opinions? And what is the safest way to go about getting it?
(DIR) Post #AtSjwQTvHNCCnXflyK by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-04-25T20:44:58Z
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You ever think that maybe your sense of unworthiness helped you survive when you weren’t big enough to fight for your own needs?
(DIR) Post #Ath33hSVRyWko9qxWa by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-05-02T19:13:03Z
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Soylent Green is just the brand name. The recipe is available online. You can make it at home with your friends and family.
(DIR) Post #Athkd73onJuYbgPLjE by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-05-03T03:21:27Z
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You call it “spreading rumors.” I call it “creating lore.”
(DIR) Post #Atj6LTOjOlkyp18xdo by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-05-03T12:37:39Z
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Me: *has good day*Brain: That was nice! How about we spend the night dreaming about the important people in our lives who rejected us?Me: This is why no one likes you
(DIR) Post #AtjpjTmE8YNqstxFUe by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-05-04T03:47:52Z
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I am not trying to be weird, I am failing to be normal
(DIR) Post #Ato1TtjPqXugpXof32 by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-05-06T02:53:08Z
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I hand her my CD case."Oh wow! Old school!" she says. She flips it open and looks at the albums. Fashion Nugget. Comfort Eagle. Pressure Chief. She looks at me, her face puzzled."Everything is Cake," I say. I pull my mask off. It's cake, too. I am Mikey Day, and this moment is delicious.
(DIR) Post #AuNTeOJwRXQUUe5lD6 by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-05-21T05:53:14Z
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My proposal for a video game about an ape with a huge ass got rejected again. The people would have loved Badonka Kong.
(DIR) Post #AuPucvWN7TxxxiLtHE by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-05-23T20:59:07Z
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Maybe the real Ship Of Theseus was the parts we replaced along the way
(DIR) Post #AuhqqGzwPNbfS5PoMS by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-06-02T02:27:29Z
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The masculine urge to gather twigs and leaves in order to build a nest that a potential mate will find satisfying
(DIR) Post #AujmjuCIG0HzUyoxzU by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-06-03T01:02:16Z
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Schrödinger’s cat bowl: simultaneously full and empty
(DIR) Post #AumB7qyafeFBfuHe5I by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-06-04T04:36:43Z
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“I think I know a thing or two!”Ok, but neither of those things is what we’re talking about!
(DIR) Post #AunrQdzzXEUUA3XdKa by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-06-04T22:43:38Z
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Me: I bet a dog could fix meDog who has trained as a Freudian therapist: What do you mean by “fix?”
(DIR) Post #AusGwUQPwMn9Do1WU4 by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-06-06T23:24:57Z
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Are you okay bro? You’re listening to a lot of acoustic covers lately
(DIR) Post #Av4gsKFi91sX2OvyHw by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-06-13T01:43:12Z
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The difference between a crocodile and an alligator is that the crocodile is a generous lover
(DIR) Post #Av6nNm0bz7Ks8oAb0S by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-06-14T03:32:31Z
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A hard boiled detective implies a scrambled lieutenant and an over easy desk sergeant
(DIR) Post #AvB3d6VMRIJXx0iybQ by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-06-16T03:13:29Z
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Imagine traveling to New York only to find out that the “fat cats of Wall Street” is a metaphor. You’d be really disappointed, and left wondering what am I going to do with all this catnip?
(DIR) Post #AvCH1EexGThUkq0cKG by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-06-16T17:33:03Z
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What if there were a rodent that reproduced by budding? Would that be a copybara?
(DIR) Post #AvKdHhfIwV5BbT6qrQ by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-06-20T17:44:10Z
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If you eat a turducken, you become the fourth layer
(DIR) Post #AvTakAqm75quA1oxmq by xinicit@mastodon.floe.earth
2025-06-24T23:36:28Z
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A muppet cannot have an emotion, it can only have had an emotion. That’s because they’re made of felt.