Posts by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
(DIR) Post #AhzlsUBKG7yvs1aBUW by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2024-04-14T10:27:08Z
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Another Stop'n'Sniff run with my running partner in training, 5k and 300m up, she is doing well.It hit me while running, I'm now an ultra runner, because I've run over 100 miles ... ;)Only 892 miles to go#TrailRunning #1000miles #Running #Barefoot #RescueDog #AdobtDontShop #DogsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #AhzlsXDYyGYPHpeVtY by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2024-04-21T11:53:28Z
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I finally got the runners high, started at 1640m and finished at 1890m, 9.71km, 715m up according to Garmin. Couldn't go further as I hit the snow ;)Only 875 miles to go#TrailRunning #1000miles #Running #Barefoot #TheGreenRunners
(DIR) Post #Ahzlsa5AJwcSAekLiq by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2024-04-22T10:17:28Z
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Penny did a PB on her 5k and even had time to look at cows without being scared. I on the other hand managed to lower the daily needed milage per day to reach my target by 0.01 milesOnly 872 miles to go#TrailRunning #1000miles #Running #Barefoot #TheGreenRunners #DogsOfMastadon #RescueDog #AdobtDontShop #RunningWithDogs
(DIR) Post #Ahzlscrny4iMo5WDoW by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2024-05-07T15:41:59Z
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After 3 runs in festival level mud I'm taking a day off. As skating around, running in the same spot like a cartoon, is more knackering than trail running. Here's a snap from yesterday.Only 829 miles to go#TrailRunning #1000miles #Running #Barefoot #TheGreenRunners
(DIR) Post #AhzlsfEv96OSAMLi7c by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2024-05-12T11:19:33Z
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My first attempt on 15km, weather forecast said clear spell and yet it pi**ed it down. Even the mutt wasn't too amused.2h30m not too bad.Only 807 miles to go#TrailRunning #1000miles #Running #Barefoot #TheGreenRunners #RunningWithDogs #DogsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #Ai4QhnuFSNosc2SYlM by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-02-26T19:10:05Z
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It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.It's a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house.The difference is staggering...#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4Qhp2nE6FU8pStii by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-02-27T10:29:37Z
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To the person who took my glasses.I will find you! I have contacts!#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4Qhq5JMDrDMveQHg by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-02-28T08:21:54Z
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My therapist said, "Write letters to all the people you hate, and then burn them."I did that. Now I have one question:What should I do with the letters?#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4QhqvmD9pBzeCK3s by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-03-03T07:55:28Z
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I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.I'll let you know.#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4QhrhdLE6cO4aXei by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-05-16T20:01:06Z
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Has anyone ever noticed that Bob The Builder and Jack The Ripper have the same middle name?#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4QhsS4YZFii6Jd2W by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-05-18T10:15:47Z
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How many opticians does it take to change a light bulb?1....or2 ?1....or2 ?#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4Qht1AS5KESwjek4 by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-05-23T08:46:30Z
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Why is Toblerone triangular?Because if it wasn't, it wouldn't fit in the box.#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4QhtZYOEpaBap7L6 by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-07-03T19:49:02Z
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My half-brother and I are no longer allowed to play with saws.#DadJoke #Jokes
(DIR) Post #Ai4Qhu7aLi3Lt8kINs by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-07-22T18:09:10Z
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Quick question, is it ok for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school or would that make me a bad teacher?#DadJokes #Jokes
(DIR) Post #Ai4QhuYsiDt5FnW5vk by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-08-03T10:42:57Z
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I built a model of Mt. Everest."Is that to scale?", my wife asked.I replied "No, just to look at."#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4Qhuz78gs4Z9n2oq by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2024-04-19T16:31:29Z
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Following the publication of my latest two tomes, I launched a series of books aimed at teenagers.I managed to hit three of the bastards#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai5TEhCnmjbKS9uSqe by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2024-03-02T14:28:10Z
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After a few days trying to get her used to us, she would sleep outside our motorhome. With the help of someone with a remote control trap and lots of food we got her. This little scare podengo, not much older than 6 months, is now in a shelter and hopefully soon in a warm home with food, walkies and cuddles. #RescueDog #StreetDogs #Spain #ShelterDog #AdobtDontBuy
(DIR) Post #Ai5TEkIEJ0j21rTLE0 by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2024-03-22T15:24:33Z
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Remember this mutt, that we saved from the forest. Of course we couldn't leave her at the shelter and picked up her the very next day. We just signed the paper work so she is now Penny and lives with us :) #RescueDog #StreetDogs #Spain #ShelterDog #AdobtDontBuy #DogsOfMastodon
(DIR) Post #Am5u15pvRtXNxy702S by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2024-09-17T12:22:02Z
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@foone 10 PRINT "Good Idea"20 GOTO BANK30 PRINT "Everyone profit"
(DIR) Post #Aq34ZmrKuY1r0RGJBQ by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2025-01-13T12:17:14Z
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Interesting the both OsmAnd+ and Google Maps were happy to guide me into this parking and hiking area. And both are throwing a hissy fit when trying to guide me out. No matter where too, nearby, north or south. Google want me to start my journey on the other side of the river. But OsmAnd+ wants me to somehow jump 70km, take a ferry, drive around Ibiza, take another ferry. Both apps and my Suunto watch gets GPS lock and shows me spot on, to where I am.#Mapping #Navigation #OpenStreetMap #OsmAnd+ #NotLost #GoogleMaps