Posts by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AZMP1Yhwyyw1mFwSLQ by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-09-02T15:10:18Z
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@lowqualityfacts boosted
(DIR) Post #AZUcAAVUxChZadhzsW by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-09-06T14:15:12Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'd understand if they criticized you for having too much quality. But not trying to pay your legal bills. SMH
(DIR) Post #AZVZ0nuHVSWKBa6UWO by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-09-07T01:14:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts If they're caught, they could still try to get off.
(DIR) Post #AZcuHBZijL5VuVJPKi by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-09-10T14:15:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts The trope of a pregnant woman strong enough to lift a car to save a life is true then. So much power!
(DIR) Post #AZdpYnr5LzxswayXp2 by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-09-11T00:57:44Z
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@lowqualityfacts But when you do get an iron, start at the lowest setting. Always work in one direction. Careful ironing old people as they are naturally wrinkly.
(DIR) Post #Aa6RDiTmsUsxKeOXlQ by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-09-24T20:11:34Z
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@lowqualityfacts I'd clean his clock if he took my watch.
(DIR) Post #AaBzwRObbqJtbyGiQa by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-09-27T12:34:13Z
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@lowqualityfacts Escobar knows candy.
(DIR) Post #AaWopq3T4Xr0we2yUS by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-10-07T13:38:38Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Ashville Dog Pile sounds too much like a Cleveland Streamer. Count this guy out.
(DIR) Post #AahgolXtUFsy5255VI by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-10-12T19:30:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts I think it's great she's helping drones unionize.
(DIR) Post #AahiCNVGcxhmPzfwLQ by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-10-12T19:46:02Z
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@lowqualityfacts We are all in peril of dying in a Jimmy Fallon related accident. Yesterday he was making toast while i bathed. He's a psycho! I hope he stays in CA where is toaster can't fall into my bath.
(DIR) Post #AaiFsUqIrfd5F0Edvc by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-10-13T02:03:33Z
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@lowqualityfacts Spork is Spock's brother. Half-brother, yes. Half-sister, too.
(DIR) Post #AbwM41YKeUzbd7Kb32 by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-11-18T19:10:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts That dog makes a good parrot.
(DIR) Post #Ac6KegnaWLy5eLQDjc by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-11-23T14:42:10Z
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@lowqualityfacts As the expression goes: water bears and oil don't mix.
(DIR) Post #AcLWJ3CSfNpNZlu4em by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-11-30T22:33:26Z
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@lowqualityfacts I call it marinating but I have a thing for French cooking.
(DIR) Post #AcNC0832o8DqLK7PRg by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-12-01T17:55:20Z
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@lowqualityfacts You left out the best part! He found it behind the kid's ear. 🥰
(DIR) Post #AcgJCUOgpBaTPlZ0fQ by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-12-10T23:15:30Z
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@lowqualityfacts The Empire State Building uses pneumatic tube lifts. Maybe not an "elevator" but people don't know the difference.
(DIR) Post #Ad33HcKNi0zJwQuTdw by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-12-21T22:35:22Z
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@lowqualityfacts I heard he scaled a detail model based on a salt shaker. Source: @highqualityfacts
(DIR) Post #Ad6qD6Kgzol07vlz5U by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-12-23T18:27:49Z
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@lowqualityfacts Dude! Time to switch to decapitated coffee.
(DIR) Post #AdLr83ahJFmBdJ3JeC by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2023-12-31T00:18:52Z
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@lowqualityfacts I find your lack of swill disturbing.
(DIR) Post #AdXr6O1WhZMmK0K9fE by whatstheruckus@mastodon.social
2024-01-05T19:15:00Z
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@lowqualityfacts Red Rover, Red Rover, Run Martians right over.