Posts by westly@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #ASIzKPjinmiQG2mMAS by westly@mastodon.social
2023-02-03T14:32:42Z
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Happy two year anniversary to the bag of clothes for donation in the corner of my room.
(DIR) Post #ASbrKU0rvSju1HS1lA by westly@mastodon.social
2023-02-12T16:58:50Z
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I didn’t realize how good I am on the phone until they told me my call may be used for training purposes.
(DIR) Post #AShzkrB2OFclyM3Os4 by westly@mastodon.social
2023-02-15T15:37:23Z
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"We can't do anything about guns, it's too deeply ingrained in American culture." — Someone currently in a building where they're not allowed to smoke.
(DIR) Post #ASk5SG4Ub5AxiiQXcO by westly@mastodon.social
2023-02-16T11:39:29Z
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In America, they say the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.But that just sounds like someone trying to sell two guns.
(DIR) Post #ASreIejOulMvo8RD0a by westly@mastodon.social
2023-02-20T07:51:51Z
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Don’t leave me here. I won’t forget.Like an elephant.
(DIR) Post #ATYULe7PgO3dG3zSXA by westly@mastodon.social
2023-03-12T22:19:54Z
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What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
(DIR) Post #AUZYj1xA2vccATvwFk by westly@mastodon.social
2023-04-12T04:08:17Z
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And for my next trick I’ll break my own heart by exaggerating my place in other peoples lives. 🪄
(DIR) Post #AUa4eMt3z4pIB8pz28 by westly@mastodon.social
2023-04-12T12:22:59Z
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No one warns you that you’ve gotten older. You become painfully aware one day when you’re on Amazon reading reviews for light bulbs.
(DIR) Post #AV22M2qQ8UTKH06LIW by westly@mastodon.social
2023-04-22T13:36:43Z
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Earth Day...another made up holiday by Big Galaxy just to sell more planets!
(DIR) Post #AV2nYVn52JrpMuz9uq by westly@mastodon.social
2023-04-26T01:49:36Z
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(DIR) Post #AVXEXeLSkvxDgIy5HE by westly@mastodon.social
2023-05-11T04:52:28Z
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Nothing hurts more than trying your absolute best and still not being enough.
(DIR) Post #AWl00fTfSgB4IGUsmu by westly@mastodon.social
2023-06-16T18:11:20Z
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Everyone in your life will have a last day with you.And you don't know when it will be.
(DIR) Post #AX1frFpejpKBXHHUYa by westly@mastodon.social
2023-06-24T17:12:37Z
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The following film has "adult situations"? So, they're gonna, like, get acid reflux and try to set up direct deposit?
(DIR) Post #AXrm8cNExJiG4bxVhY by westly@mastodon.social
2023-07-19T22:38:58Z
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You can tell a lot about a person by judging them.
(DIR) Post #AYFvzd9hsyK7eBtYyu by westly@mastodon.social
2023-07-28T20:48:29Z
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ATMs out here charging $4 withdrawal fees telling us to cover our pin.Mf’er you are the damn crooks!!!
(DIR) Post #AYQTugY5xOCtWz58EK by westly@mastodon.social
2023-08-05T15:18:00Z
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I don't care WHAT your name is. If you wear a man bun, your fucking name is Man Bun.
(DIR) Post #AZsZryWcRNcBzfAIHw by westly@mastodon.social
2023-09-18T03:12:47Z
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Let me get a four loko, a boner pill and $14 on pump 3.
(DIR) Post #AaFmecLtc7Ovbj0nJo by westly@mastodon.social
2023-09-28T10:41:03Z
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Why are there commercials for milk? Who still doesn't know about milk?
(DIR) Post #Aaqddl2vQvkTQIPmOO by westly@mastodon.social
2023-10-16T05:52:10Z
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Three of the hardest things to say in your lifetime.1. I was wrong2. I need help 3. Worcestershire