Posts by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
(DIR) Post #1088245 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-10T00:30:00Z
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The edgy 15 year olds of tiktok are currently the funniest people on the Internet I think, even if half the jokes they make are just aggressive fortnite dances.
(DIR) Post #1091442 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-10T03:53:19Z
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Entering Battlebots with the most destructive thing I can think of, an RC car inhabited by the uploaded conscience of Ben Shapiro, who DESTROYS the other bot with logic and facts
(DIR) Post #1105835 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-10T20:22:29Z
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Why yes, I do like to consider myself an anti-racist organiser. Whenever an FB meme page posts a poll asking if Spongebob or Goku or whatever can say the N word, I always press "No".
(DIR) Post #1107797 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-10T22:42:58Z
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And Jesus saw the people with problematic faves, and he looked to the heavens and cried "Forgive them Lord, they know not who they stan!"
(DIR) Post #1112292 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-11T03:30:54Z
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@CornishRepublicanArmy CornishRepublicanArmy DESTROYS Liberation Theology part 31
(DIR) Post #1112394 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-11T03:36:55Z
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We shall fight them on /r/GirlsGoneWild, we shall fight them on /gif/, we shall fight them on Pornhub, and we shall never break No Nut November!!
(DIR) Post #1211352 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-15T01:11:15Z
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im going to release my own spin on detective pikachu where he is trying to but fails to solve the Long island Serial Killer case
(DIR) Post #1237733 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-16T02:25:32Z
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I think the most valid case against Spotify is that it means kids nowadays aren't experienced to the character building experience of downloading mp3's with bill clinton at the start saying "I didn't have sexual relations with that woman, but I did download all my music from TorrentFreakz.net" and then bricking their computer with Limp Bizkit - Numb.exe
(DIR) Post #1237736 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-16T02:25:54Z
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Starting the Northern English branch of Cosa Nostra
(DIR) Post #1239365 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-16T04:16:47Z
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Churchill standing before an increasingly uncomfortable Parliament pledging his "blood, sweat, tears, shit, piss, sperm, discharge.."
(DIR) Post #1279582 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-17T18:34:25Z
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The full song the "I'm already Tracer" meme is going to be the downfall of me. Someday the snake within me will overcome my inhibitions and get me to listen to the whole thing, and from that day I shall spiral ever downward, away from all that is good and divine.
(DIR) Post #1324083 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-19T15:49:21Z
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I'm off to serve a tour in Iraq guys anyone want anything while I'm there?
(DIR) Post #1409721 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-22T20:14:32Z
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U laugh at my small penis now yet we will see who's laughing when i get buff, shave all my body hair off and become the embodiment of the Greek aesthetic ideal.
(DIR) Post #1409749 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-22T20:16:26Z
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Rome is so lucky that none of the paint on its statues survived man. If they didn't leave behind cool sleek looking stark marble Latin would be deader than the dodo.
(DIR) Post #1428880 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-23T14:39:51Z
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Walking in the street with my house and car keys firmly silently in my pocket and my chastity cage keys loudly jangling, praying to get robbed
(DIR) Post #1429079 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-23T14:48:14Z
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@Galdrakinn as a controversial figure from the 90's blobby definitely voted leave for racist reasons
(DIR) Post #1429302 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-23T14:57:31Z
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There's an extended 15 minute version of the Grinch song about how he fad knowledge of the 1993 WTC bombing but didn't act on it
(DIR) Post #1430008 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-23T15:30:19Z
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International consortium of scientists determining a world standard for the height at which short men are cancelled
(DIR) Post #1536083 by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2018-11-27T18:27:49Z
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1/4 Motown songs were about Pagliacci.
(DIR) Post #9gVZw21yxg6VMqKEbo by wellfuktklavier@knzk.me
2019-03-02T19:34:01Z
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Currently exploring one of the darker forms of drinking, drinking alone with only a phone. You can't even open multiple tabs at once here buddy, you're truly in the night.