Posts by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
 (DIR) Post #1060935 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2018-11-08T19:48:13Z
       
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       I started the tom clancy memeeveryone pay me royaltiescuz I got a real case of tom clancy's sum of all beers and it's starting to really add up if you catch my drift
       
 (DIR) Post #1152634 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2018-11-12T17:37:33Z
       
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       me, 13 years old: "I can't wait to see what videogames are like in the future!"me, today: gets matched against a popular streamer in a competitive game and kills them once, a dozen angry requests to harass me flood my inbox ten minutes later
       
 (DIR) Post #1259585 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2018-11-16T22:45:16Z
       
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       a cool thing now is that amazon is sending out boxes covered in advertisement print and some cardboard recyclers can't process the ink
       
 (DIR) Post #1259714 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2018-11-16T22:52:42Z
       
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       @Beauford_Hammersham I just got one covered in full-color grinch facesit bad
       
 (DIR) Post #2080201 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2018-12-18T16:28:56Z
       
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       @lynnesbian everything about this is true except the part about the customer knowing how to calculate tax
       
 (DIR) Post #2175568 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2018-12-21T22:40:11Z
       
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       @jimpjorps falco is definitely the type of guy who wanted to be a cool shitposter but ended up mostly as a white noise background postersnake is on freespeechextremist because he doesn't know any better and this is where otacon told him to sign up
       
 (DIR) Post #2175608 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2018-12-21T22:44:48Z
       
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       @BestGirlGrace @jimpjorps "yes snake, it's a place where people believe it's important to be able to say whatever you want--NO MATTER WHAT!"
       
 (DIR) Post #2460893 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2018-12-31T07:03:00Z
       
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       do you think rayman has a dick and balls that are connected to each other but separate from his bodyor does he have like, most of a dick and then two separate balls that are all independently detached and floating
       
 (DIR) Post #2460894 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2018-12-31T07:03:26Z
       
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       I refuse to accept a world in which rayman's dick and balls are connected to his bodydon't be preposterousdon't waste my time
       
 (DIR) Post #2460952 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2018-12-31T07:10:54Z
       
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       @BestGirlGrace god what if he just has a little button mushroom that he has to keep track of all the time
       
 (DIR) Post #2461101 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2018-12-31T07:18:07Z
       
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       @BestGirlGrace this would explain why everyone in that bathroom looks alarmed
       
 (DIR) Post #2461236 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2018-12-31T07:24:33Z
       
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       @BestGirlGrace the concept of "wow rayman's normal-human-looking hog is surprisingly big/small" is more amusing than shocking, the kind of thing you laugh aboutthose men are not laughing
       
 (DIR) Post #2461376 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2018-12-31T07:29:53Z
       
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       @BestGirlGrace yeah this is a real revelation in rayman pud studies (the "pud studs")thank you
       
 (DIR) Post #2687792 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2019-01-06T01:03:35Z
       
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       I think it's cool that luigi was the first girl ghostbuster
       
 (DIR) Post #2726628 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2019-01-07T06:02:12Z
       
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       @BestGirlGrace my destiny style is "understated elegance"
       
 (DIR) Post #2726826 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2019-01-07T06:15:47Z
       
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       @BestGirlGrace I let people know that I'm a down-to-earth good guy they can have a normal conversation with by dressing in gold and floating everywhere I go
       
 (DIR) Post #2742877 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2019-01-07T18:37:29Z
       
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       google dot com can I get married to the girl dracula from hotel transylvania
       
 (DIR) Post #2742986 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2019-01-07T18:44:16Z
       
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       @BestGirlGrace yeah it's messed up
       
 (DIR) Post #3011786 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2019-01-15T20:40:20Z
       
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       tuning in to the world's most popular podcast to figure out what my thoughts on the latest brexit development should be
       
 (DIR) Post #3149637 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
       2019-01-19T17:21:01Z
       
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       here is the meme that I am stealing to repost on this day