Posts by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #1859873 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-09T16:21:09Z
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morningly reminder to myself and everyone else to get out of bed, take meds, eat breakfast, and continue shitposting on mastodon throughout all of it
(DIR) Post #1892972 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-10T21:42:12Z
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@lynnesbian don't forget we invented taking credit for other ppls inventions!
(DIR) Post #1946979 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-13T03:44:28Z
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@lynnesbian don't forget the letter T is trans too, there's another two mega valid trans ppl in there
(DIR) Post #1956922 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-13T13:43:36Z
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remember that whenever a toot is boosted, someone made the decision "hmm yes more people need to see this content"that's horrifying
(DIR) Post #1956948 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-13T13:46:45Z
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@alice fair tbh, also horrifying
(DIR) Post #1976122 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-14T06:56:48Z
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@anna "i think speaking ill of the dead makes you a bad person"
(DIR) Post #1976123 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-14T06:57:51Z
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@anna "i'm sorry, i just don't think you've thought all this through"
(DIR) Post #1976124 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-14T06:58:22Z
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@anna "i'm gonna go down to the hardware store and buy a new grout cleaner"
(DIR) Post #1976125 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-14T06:59:12Z
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@anna "surprise, honey! we're going to gettysburg for the family vacation this year!"
(DIR) Post #2018469 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-16T00:25:11Z
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why are bi men on okc unable to comprehend the word lesbian smh
(DIR) Post #2018494 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-16T00:29:51Z
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@arachne okc rly needs to have a don't show me to men/women option in addition to don't show me to straight ppl
(DIR) Post #2077493 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-18T14:12:51Z
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@lynnesbian blame me not for the sins of my forebears
(DIR) Post #2083844 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-18T19:51:33Z
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leave out sour milk as a trap for elves this holiday season so you can capture them and ransom them back to Santa for more presents
(DIR) Post #2094591 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-19T03:14:24Z
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@lynnesbian no but i remember when you personally came to my house and punched me in the face and i gotta say, dick move but pretty awesome
(DIR) Post #2095851 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-18T15:51:07Z
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yeah im an e-girlEGIRLesbian
(DIR) Post #2105920 by velexiraptor@mastodon.social
2018-12-19T04:11:37Z
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it's energy nutt wednesday because both time and memes have lost all meaning