Posts by unlofl@mastodon.technology
(DIR) Post #ALh4hzeoeli7lEp23M by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-07-20T20:20:25Z
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@web3isgreat Crypto exchanges these days, now that line going down:
(DIR) Post #ALrfTURCjDbZAGx4me by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-07-25T22:58:41Z
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Face downAss upThat's the way we like to get ear scritches
(DIR) Post #AM8xIFe2WmliCby1hY by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-08-03T06:52:36Z
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Goodnight everyone!*continues to browse the internet for another 6 hours*
(DIR) Post #AMGGLVCp0t0l0ndYG0 by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-08-06T19:43:01Z
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It's about quality over quantity. Fedi has more people that don't suck than Twitter AND more bots that don't suck than Twitter.And Elon is afraid to create another account here, that Livestream he deleted where he was crying because everyone on fedi clowned him off the network was amazing, 10/10 fedi lore, totally really happened.
(DIR) Post #AMQ8cEn8RECCySgs52 by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-08-11T04:44:58Z
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Some people joke about "having two first names makes you a red-neck" but... Bruce Wayne?
(DIR) Post #AMjZA82eK5kL1CLW5I by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-08-20T22:03:15Z
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I'm gonna record an audio book thats just 8 hours of breathing and page turning and then me saying "oh, you mean out loud?" at the end.
(DIR) Post #AN2ExaZAeSwwdoXVJo by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-08-29T22:55:33Z
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Kubernetes is like Legos for software components and I keep stepping on it barefoot when I'm just trying to go take a piss late at night.
(DIR) Post #AN2P3JfbNqP7W8uvwG by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-08-29T23:36:26Z
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Within the federal court system, the supreme court is distinguished in that it comes with sour cream.
(DIR) Post #AN94NPqbN5uKq2IK2a by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-09-02T06:22:11Z
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Announcement: I'm going through some weird unpleasant shit and hard decisions and... somehow feeling gratitude and even more confident from it? Life is funny, but not all bad, sometimes wonderful.Keep your chin up. Someday, there will be happiness again.
(DIR) Post #ANORReaAKEV733vIIK by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-09-09T16:12:33Z
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Without a queen to lay eggs, there may not be any new British people for some time.
(DIR) Post #ANfzTF0au5fghObAae by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-09-18T03:31:43Z
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After multiple recommendations I finally got an instapot, and I'm in love. Never again will I be without a large hunk of meat and potatoes.
(DIR) Post #ANuRwyvGnCiMQVW6Rk by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-09-25T02:17:34Z
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How many fedi-folks would do paper pen-pal stuff? Feel free to boost, I'm curious about the general sentiment as well as my followers.
(DIR) Post #AO03Xiq2E16BLnFZqa by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-09-27T15:14:17Z
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@vantablack o7
(DIR) Post #AO2xBrLJbvuMvaVrpg by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-09-29T05:24:46Z
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I'm going to start interpreting what my cat chooses to sit on when hes on my desk, like a little furry medium...check book: good fortune will be yours!PCIe NIC: you will receive an unexpected messagepile of papers: uncertain, ask again latera fork: you will encounter an uncomfortable situation!stapler: my cat just likes sitting on lumpy stuff, ok?
(DIR) Post #AO4c1lpFYjlECQmZii by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-09-30T00:28:07Z
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Whoever decided to make gas pumps play video ads gets the wall.
(DIR) Post #AO6HT4PMrtsGvhlx44 by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-09-30T19:46:59Z
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Roses are redYour passports are blueGo stand over thereIn the non-EU queue
(DIR) Post #AOCLTw2F39Ze13NnYe by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-10-03T17:12:09Z
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LICENSE PLATE: DED LOLCUSTOMER: ...?DMV: ...VERDICT: APPROVED
(DIR) Post #AOGzW4eo49HTPx1CIi by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-10-05T23:54:20Z
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Unlofl martini:2oz ginSplash of dry vermouth2oz olivesShake, eat olives, discard the rest
(DIR) Post #AONZjiGpX1aMf7cqps by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-10-09T04:00:08Z
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Well, I had a good run at adulting, but after all these years I've finally put a bic ballpoint pen through the dryer.Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu......
(DIR) Post #AONxemKfOrjeiCbGfw by unlofl@mastodon.technology
2022-10-07T19:32:35Z
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sad post