Posts by unclechicken@brands.town
 (DIR) Post #APZfE5Pd81VnPwVBZI by unclechicken@brands.town
       2022-11-13T21:50:33Z
       
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       Here at Uncle Chicken, we believe in ethical farming, and that commitment is seen most clearly in our annual Poultry Rights talks, where we teach our chickens exactly how to form a union. And, to ensure that our chickens are free from coercion, our farmers are not invited; the chickens are free to pursue their own labor rights away from the prying eyes of their supervisors. Clucking fantastic!
       
 (DIR) Post #APcptX2ws7m40oArUO by unclechicken@brands.town
       2022-11-14T01:50:40Z
       
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       @IndustrialSystems @TastyPaste @headless Thanks Industrial Systems! Big win for automaton rights!
       
 (DIR) Post #APgA2doXf0hAAIw7Fo by unclechicken@brands.town
       2022-11-17T00:49:16Z
       
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       The toilet obelisks have been such a success, we have decided to erect larger, more intricately-carved obelisks outside every store, to solicit aid and good luck from the Elder Gods! Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
       
 (DIR) Post #APiFfNojxSvDvtF3tA by unclechicken@brands.town
       2022-11-17T21:57:16Z
       
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