Posts by ultem@patch.cx
(DIR) Post #9m9rxamsr7kNYztar2 by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-22T22:30:22.890396Z
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The 'magic' function of CyberChef is probably the single most useful tool for CTFs and hacking exercises.
(DIR) Post #9mAd3RWau3AYQ1ZHMm by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T07:18:02.442662Z
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@luebbermann Orthographischer Fehler. Es heisst natuerlich "Urwurst" :^)
(DIR) Post #9mAfNVIwl7UTqFsVAO by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T07:44:06.402458Z
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In a business call. Got to use "May I interject there?" and "We have to cover our butts!"
(DIR) Post #9mAjXCHGkuP1XiyGDQ by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T08:30:40.982973Z
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There's a very black cat snoozing on a bed of cut grass in our garden. First worried and checked, but she focused on me with emerald eyes and a "Come at me bro!" expression. Now she's back to dozing.
(DIR) Post #9mAlsDhMrqZdwJKYeu by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T08:56:54.050857Z
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@fireglow Thought about it, but don't wanna go close and disturb her again. She looks so peaceful.
(DIR) Post #9mApSusm5UZm9xr7pY by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T09:37:08.079870Z
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@NewsDataDaily I can ship this!https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akademik_Lomonosov
(DIR) Post #9mAqB9Z6rHgkRIkeVE by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T09:45:08.049527Z
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How your mum tells you how you look vs. how you actually look(Russian powerships)look1.jpglook2.jpg
(DIR) Post #9mArnd0RwhikhuRwQ4 by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T10:03:17.551683Z
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@Olivia @igeljaeger Or alternatively go in for a super awkward semi-hug. That's my usual strategy.
(DIR) Post #9mAsF4yW4BTNGmdQhc by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T10:08:14.952650Z
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@lain @khaosgrille @Olivia @igeljaeger Preparate ad receptum membrum virile meus!
(DIR) Post #9mAsUYqDJ7FMF28M2i by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T10:11:03.561768Z
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@khaosgrille @lain @Olivia @igeljaeger There's a handbook how to pick up Roman girls: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ars_Amatoria
(DIR) Post #9mB0SfHjB5RTHSbszg by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T11:40:20.601080Z
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Listening to relaxing baroque music on YT. `Up next` is naturally "Is it ok to wear jewelry and makeup?"
(DIR) Post #9mB199DCIgtYGAkSci by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T11:48:01.314227Z
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Those bois are ready to roll into Jerusalem any day now!(Hans-Peter Fischer with two knights of the Order of the Holy Sepulcher)oessh.jpg
(DIR) Post #9mB43gUvvklbcU8AkK by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T12:20:39.318468Z
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The motto of the modern Order of the Holy Sepulcher is unironically "Deus Lo Vult" (God wills it).
(DIR) Post #9mBCRbybByyABCvWpE by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T13:54:36.952920Z
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@FloatingGhost `plan burnouts` sounds quite weird. "Dear colleague, I'm on planned burnout until Sept 5th. For questions.."
(DIR) Post #9mBDD2KD2x9VVbeIgS by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T14:03:11.124790Z
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@dwaltiz They know what you googled previously. Now we know what you googled previously :^)
(DIR) Post #9mBEUu82MJo7Fs2VDk by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T14:17:37.177645Z
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@kev It's quite a clean page. I like the inline SVGs. Maybe you want to mung your email address a bit or else you get contacted by a lot of African presidents.
(DIR) Post #9mBEp7YGA8IGg2wdYO by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T14:21:17.194470Z
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Gotta hand it to them: It's a good Amazon offer.hand.jpg
(DIR) Post #9mBHGn640RQpFq4uCu by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-23T14:48:41.343184Z
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Colleague from a different workstream started updating the __description__ of one of _my_ Jira tasks (reported/assigned to me) with a several hundred words prose text of what he was currently doing. Whaa?
(DIR) Post #9mCCT8bzXCeyqP2YUq by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-24T01:29:36.074698Z
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@rin Thanks for fixing it!
(DIR) Post #9mCDX4OtEZCKtaLodE by ultem@patch.cx
2019-08-24T01:41:31.237670Z
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@Dolus Why is it called salmon in the first place and not like every reasonable language calls it :^) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmon_problem