Posts by udell_games@mastodon.social
 (DIR) Post #9vybxvzA4fA7pK1rpw by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-06-11T14:36:24Z
       
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       When wine karens get together to worry about some nonexistent bullshit they read on facebook it's a tannic panic
       
 (DIR) Post #9vyhuL0fgx5o0NP5oe by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-06-11T10:01:05Z
       
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       People are kicking up a stink about chlorinated chicken but I don't think enough people are worried that we might be subjected to American Cheese
       
 (DIR) Post #9wPRiN3FrsKj9vAPkO by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-06-24T13:31:57Z
       
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       Binge watching Lie To Me and convincing myself I can read minds
       
 (DIR) Post #9wk2TUVwVT9pso1YBs by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-07-04T10:10:28Z
       
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       Hope that despite COVID, my American friends are able to still celebrate today in true American fashion: unloading two assault rifles into the air while balls-deep in a prize hog.
       
 (DIR) Post #9wk5jDPg9gaVLCHeKm by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-07-04T10:11:20Z
       
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       Bedraped in stars and stripes livery. The hog is also tastefully covered in an American flag. It is actually pronounced hawg but there's only so far a Brit can go.
       
 (DIR) Post #9wl4MwWYMWoHnFH6MC by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-07-04T15:20:09Z
       
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       @Truck You seem upset, can I offer you a warm pig's anus in this trying time
       
 (DIR) Post #9xYGWStvQ9U4vHsS9Y by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-07-28T17:09:54Z
       
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       @faho Needs to allow multiple selections so I can choose them all
       
 (DIR) Post #9xYGWTIjvtKkAFUGpc by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-07-28T17:13:12Z
       
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       @faho Ok but serious answer, I honestly find HTML, CSS and javascript easy enough to deal with. Databases are all magic and everybody just straight up decided this was fine
       
 (DIR) Post #9xYGWVscLTDkA6Hx20 by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-07-28T17:16:11Z
       
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       @faho EVERYTHING IS AWFUL IN DATABSE WORLD
       
 (DIR) Post #9xYGWXsKvUBULoAks4 by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-07-28T17:16:20Z
       
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       @faho Fuck databases. All my homies hate databases
       
 (DIR) Post #9xkGo1jdINEKhB6EVc by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-08-03T12:16:04Z
       
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       As best I know, this *isn't* illegal, but it should be.
       
 (DIR) Post #9yD99LsdtTnQXn10bY by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-08-17T10:12:14Z
       
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       Ok unrelated to the thread I'm running right now but there appears to be a Conservative anti-Obama hot sauce brand!?
       
 (DIR) Post #9yr3ehd6TsFjetzZTc by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-09-04T20:19:01Z
       
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       When a gamer loses their virginity they smash their keyboard and shout "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" at their partner's genitals.
       
 (DIR) Post #9z0nSMy4dRE4VWXeHg by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-09-10T09:42:56Z
       
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       @goat Turning on the tap, it sputters and pours out a post about shitting when all you wanted was a glass of refreshing water
       
 (DIR) Post #9zcTA7GrqdMyeFZBWy by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-09-28T13:29:55Z
       
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       Was about to make a joke and found out somebody had done it way better than I ever could
       
 (DIR) Post #9zcjWbl6m4RyqFST68 by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-09-28T16:59:36Z
       
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       I JUST NEED ONE MORE
       
 (DIR) Post #9zcjpw2ZakFdFKqKe0 by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-09-28T17:02:28Z
       
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       FINE HERE IS THE LINK OK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5YAR9GCqis
       
 (DIR) Post #9zcmOmHI53X70nT8pU by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-09-28T17:31:11Z
       
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       Gonna have my newest vid up tonight on YouTube as a supporter preview to make up for not streaming tonight
       
 (DIR) Post #9zcmP64YU7EIP5fFku by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-09-28T17:31:32Z
       
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       This isn't a "Nick breaking his back while ill" thing, I literally just had to upload it.
       
 (DIR) Post #9zcoCTLIr6SMibbd0y by udell_games@mastodon.social
       2020-09-28T17:48:43Z
       
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       Ok, here it is! Subs and patrons, while I'm ill console yourselves with my latest video instead!https://www.patreon.com/posts/42118259