Posts by twitter@mastodon.technology
 (DIR) Post #ADkA2VRugTZvu0rlg0 by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-11-24T20:40:51Z
       
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       "i do my own research"oh really where do you buy your reagents from are you getting a good deal on them maybe we can do a group buy
       
 (DIR) Post #ADkA2We0F0qLbnWw9w by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-11-24T20:41:19Z
       
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       imagine my disappointment when they mean "i read facebook nonsense"
       
 (DIR) Post #ADmfQTMRaLybGs8U0e by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-11-26T05:13:03Z
       
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       stay safe out there <3
       
 (DIR) Post #ADpe12NnLAhm2hnHge by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-11-27T16:38:07Z
       
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       these shipping company execs had one job and they're apparently horrible at it
       
 (DIR) Post #AE0KdMZsQHJHZmarSa by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-02T20:21:42Z
       
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       tfw you have to work over 16 hours a day just to afford one nft of a drawing of a monkey wearing a funny hat
       
 (DIR) Post #AE0Krt6yGAXwX2zzzk by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-02T20:24:09Z
       
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       @Moon i'll sell one for 13,500, any currency
       
 (DIR) Post #AE0soKpGfmwRloCD0i by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-03T02:36:28Z
       
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       ah yes the "false positive" that sends you to the fucking hospital in a goddamned helicopter
       
 (DIR) Post #AE24hdob4Bb3FFPtEu by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-03T16:34:17Z
       
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       @animeirl trump folks disingenuously suggesting that he had a "false positive" test before that debate (and then he had to be flown to the hospital a few days later)
       
 (DIR) Post #AE4pOxV85d3wbRcE7s by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-05T00:26:47Z
       
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       did elon musk shave his head then then change his mind and glue some of it back on is that what just happened here what the fuck is going on
       
 (DIR) Post #AE4wBtAFbNKv4EZ3tQ by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-05T01:36:22Z
       
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       both cuomos can fuck right offbout time
       
 (DIR) Post #AEAWlr7PobztKSTSfA by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-07T18:06:34Z
       
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       if us-east-1 is so great then why isn't there a us-east-.... wait...
       
 (DIR) Post #AED4ElAWhX9a4rEuDQ by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-08T23:50:54Z
       
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       @animeirl but you'll still need a supercomputer to run it
       
 (DIR) Post #AEFGGzjv5MZBc5Xw9Y by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-10T01:14:32Z
       
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       selling an nft of all the bitcoins that guy lost in the landfill
       
 (DIR) Post #AEHqqIahaKS8NHDUa8 by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-11T06:35:27Z
       
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       apparently no one cared about the evil ways airtags could be used until rich people's cars started getting stolen...
       
 (DIR) Post #AEIwkbns2CnB6e0Qu8 by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-11T19:25:56Z
       
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       did kellogg's scabs really derail a train?  guess they wanted to beat john deere's record
       
 (DIR) Post #AELBG3bjfoLKOV2Dcu by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-12T21:44:35Z
       
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       @jk i think doom has better graphics too...
       
 (DIR) Post #AELBK9ddC4mWFvsJqS by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-12T18:41:36Z
       
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       chris wallace told fox to fuck off i guess
       
 (DIR) Post #AEMyLrpPTJLwVhn5VY by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-13T17:32:05Z
       
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       i hereby declare today friday
       
 (DIR) Post #AEMyLswtIyvnzCIZo8 by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-13T17:32:30Z
       
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       at the tone the time will be 5:00 pm
       
 (DIR) Post #AEOx5alculS3aPpaLY by twitter@mastodon.technology
       2021-12-14T17:20:49Z
       
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       piping all my direct messages into my shell for logging purposes