Posts by tuesday@discordian.social
 (DIR) Post #AShhSRTxNzWftTyNYO by tuesday@discordian.social
       2022-12-13T15:20:04Z
       
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       On this glorious Tuesday, I want you to remember that just because your current sky god is the most popular right now, does not mean that he or she won't be replaced with a new sky god.#tuesday #skygod
       
 (DIR) Post #ASlrSdkHZFOm6NBKM4 by tuesday@discordian.social
       2023-02-16T17:52:37Z
       
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       Here's a little prayer I put together for my Bobite friends. Extra props if you know the source I remixed this from.O Goddess, the Sower of Discord, we ask thee in the name of thy Son, Bob Dobbs, to bless and sanctify this hotdog to the souls of all those who partake of it, that they may eat in remembrance of the original snub, and witness unto thee, O Goddess, the Sower of Discord, that they are willing to take upon them the name of thy Son, and always remember him and keep his commandments which he has given them; that they may always have his Slack to be with them. Amen.
       
 (DIR) Post #ATTQ45TTrdrLHVstPs by tuesday@discordian.social
       2023-03-10T13:12:20Z
       
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       @onan You can have both at the Sizzler!
       
 (DIR) Post #ATTazgbtSxn2VHvJcO by tuesday@discordian.social
       2023-03-10T15:14:50Z
       
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       @Sklingklorp @onan I have fond memories of being a kid at Sizzler. They had these toothpicks with fancy colored cellophane decorations on one end. This decoration created a fairly air-tight fitting when the toothpick was placed in a drinking straw, not unlike a blow dart. My siblings and I may have left a few of said toothpicks embedded in the ceiling tiles. I'm sorry past Sizzler employees.
       
 (DIR) Post #AUBBhEKVEwv68y4Tzc by tuesday@discordian.social
       2023-03-31T15:44:01Z
       
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       Cult Idea: Worship of length measurement systems. Imperial measurements orthodox. Adherents are referred to as the many Inches. Local lay leaders are Yards. Heads of congregations shall be known as Fathoms. 5,280 feet is a stupid measurement for miles. The high ranking grand leader of the cult shall be called, The Nautical Mile. Beware his ruler for your knuckles shall be red and sore. What should we do with Furlongs?
       
 (DIR) Post #AVcULEYpMlMNIJ7XCS by tuesday@discordian.social
       2023-05-13T17:56:47Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts
       
 (DIR) Post #AWhWzDrwJZg2Km5Jiq by tuesday@discordian.social
       2023-06-15T01:54:58Z
       
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       @AnungIkwe Bigfoot Jesus saves...
       
 (DIR) Post #Ai9mvAWppP85Jy5NwW by tuesday@discordian.social
       2024-05-22T15:30:33Z
       
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       @mazigazi @onan Thinner lines always make cleaner stamps. Your false prophet came out really nice.