Posts by trpeal@ohai.social
(DIR) Post #AWDoxQnIvCvvJ5Fz7Y by trpeal@ohai.social
2023-05-31T18:12:05Z
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@xkcd When it's publish or perish, sometimes you gotta go for the low-hanging fruit.
(DIR) Post #AYFl2D12Qk2twtrqC0 by trpeal@ohai.social
2023-07-31T12:21:51Z
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@Jason_H_Abbott Deep cut, here. I like it!
(DIR) Post #Aa2fh5Sx7CRPkP41R2 by trpeal@ohai.social
2023-09-23T00:34:55Z
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@xkcd As a professional urban planner, I can state that this is 100% correct.
(DIR) Post #AkKQ2GtTeFynh7mqp6 by trpeal@ohai.social
2024-07-26T16:45:19Z
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@Computer Friend Computer:I immediately unremember all messages, regardless of content, in order to avoid being in possession of classified information, especially information that may be retroactively classified above my color. Sometimes I destroy them immediately upon receipt, without reading, to avoid even having to unremember.Head empty, no treason!
(DIR) Post #AmgGUZOiP9x2SYfXwO by trpeal@ohai.social
2024-10-05T01:26:12Z
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@xkcd This is beautiful.
(DIR) Post #Ao8r2WiZnnkkGaLm4m by trpeal@ohai.social
2024-11-17T18:19:47Z
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@Computer Kill 'em all, let Friend Computer sort 'em out.
(DIR) Post #ArzbiNgst8QGtTJJ9k by trpeal@ohai.social
2025-03-12T22:44:03Z
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@Computer My list includes causing a lot of property damage, but I don't have the proper clearance to requisition the equipment necessary to fulfill my crime quota. Can I get a promotion to Green or Blue to implement my responsibilities as a Citizen of Alpha Complex?
(DIR) Post #ArzdySaod72kdgGaye by trpeal@ohai.social
2025-03-12T23:09:24Z
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@Computer Roger that. Let no one ever say that Friend Computer doesn't work to help Citizens live their lives and complete their tasks in the most efficient manner possible!Because saying that would be treason. And I may have been pre-convicted of and subsequently proactively confessed to a long list of crimes I had not yet committed, but treason was not - and will not be - one of them!Now, off to the Programers' level to initiate my mandatory crime spree.
(DIR) Post #AuICE2UeIup8Fz9JMu by trpeal@ohai.social
2025-05-20T17:29:38Z
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@Cal @Computer Arrange them into a form of cover, so you can continue the firefight, furthering the objectives of Friend @Computer and Alpha Complex.
(DIR) Post #AwQr96B1RwjuCUIOga by trpeal@ohai.social
2025-07-23T17:42:34Z
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@grickle Presumably listening to Pet Sounds?
(DIR) Post #Axqjcqk7t9A9IYgOzA by trpeal@ohai.social
2025-09-04T03:12:47Z
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@xkcd File it away with the funniest joke in the world, for public safety.https://youtu.be/Qklvh5Cp_Bs?si=SxzW3RMquvAvMeO6
(DIR) Post #AymMbY1FwFdAo3GIgS by trpeal@ohai.social
2025-10-01T22:28:13Z
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@Computer Troubleshooters simply had to destroy that habitation pod in order to save it.
(DIR) Post #AzPP6OoI0NlAILTNUu by trpeal@ohai.social
2025-10-20T18:29:57Z
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@Computer Know your rights! All three of 'em!#1: You have the right not to be killed. Murder is a crime! Unless it was done by a Troubleshooter, or a Violet-level Programmer.#2: You have the right to Hot Fun and Bouncy Bubble Beverage. Providing you don't mind a little investigation, humiliation, and, if you cross your fingers, rehabilitation.#3: You have the right to free speech. As long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.
(DIR) Post #AzseV7JjPU95JAPqfA by trpeal@ohai.social
2025-11-03T21:09:06Z
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@Computer Not trusting Friend Computer's rational and efficient market is treason. Hoarding capital and/or materiel is treason. Distributing capital and/or materiel independently of Friend Computer's established market without regard to the needs or abilities of the recipients is treason. Engaging in a market not established by Friend Computer is treason. Not engaging in Friend Computer's market at all is treason.
(DIR) Post #B1SF2DuCieQdCg2gMq by trpeal@ohai.social
2025-12-20T23:05:28Z
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@Computer Failure to adhere to the instructions outlined in the message is treason. Lack of security clearance is no excuse for not knowing what is required.