Posts by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
 (DIR) Post #9xYCzOnFN9xIlSIL5c by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-07-28T15:40:46Z
       
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       who came up with the idea of adding salt to food anyway?"we should put some of that rock on our dinner""you what mate?""mmm, tasty rock"
       
 (DIR) Post #9xlKqFxfxywCN7wkV6 by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2018-09-08T17:30:26Z
       
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       @cypnk counterpoint: why the hell does your toaster need to be connected to the internet?
       
 (DIR) Post #9xmlwtBPwiTlfpim5Q by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-08-04T17:03:18Z
       
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       what's that lassie? server's fallen down the well?
       
 (DIR) Post #9xzLyy56dMM7guZwoK by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-08-10T19:06:46Z
       
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       a black 4x4 just barrelled down the street, blaring the james bond theme, obviously trying to make an Entrancean entrance that was utterly spoiled by the fact he couldn't find a parking space and had to slowly go back up the street to find one
       
 (DIR) Post #9y3HzpxMhlPLb6xNOi by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-08-12T16:39:18Z
       
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       just wanna cuddle a massive block of ice
       
 (DIR) Post #9yODcTQlRCKyukg01o by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-08-22T19:02:18Z
       
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       MORTAL WOMBAT!
       
 (DIR) Post #9yOzoo75A5weKpPvkG by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-08-21T20:45:54Z
       
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       goth bunny
       
 (DIR) Post #9yTt82reoUq3hMEDAG by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-08-25T12:35:53Z
       
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       the BBC is dropping the lyrics to "rule britannia" at the last night of the promsthe right is yelling about it being because the song sounds colonial as fuck and that people "shouldn't be ashamed of our glorious history of empire" and "the left just don't want us to have this"the actual reason it's being dropped is the fact that a dozen people singing it in an otherwise empty albert hall will sound at best depressing, at worst just shit
       
 (DIR) Post #9ygQaGEiJqfbfAasXA by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-08-30T19:15:06Z
       
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       if the plural of ox is oxen then the plural of brined salmon is loxen
       
 (DIR) Post #9yhAY2aofc4yf1oN9M by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-08-31T22:12:11Z
       
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       need for speed: hot fursuit
       
 (DIR) Post #9yhPYTKQlYZutOoL4a by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-09-01T00:18:07Z
       
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       @joshua @TheGibson technically a species is any group capable of interbreedingso if we all get together and refuse to fuck the rich then they could be considered a different species
       
 (DIR) Post #9yj8Oz5eVpOTbChzGa by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-09-01T21:04:57Z
       
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       @stolas I'm surprised it's lasted 20 minutes to be honest
       
 (DIR) Post #9yku8XQSae6I7kcmzg by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-09-02T15:02:53Z
       
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       @zatnosk @noelle that was exactly the interpretation that was given when this came upbecause apparently "deleting data" can somehow be interpreted as "processing data" and it's against the GDPR to process data without the consent of the person whose data it isor at least that's how far I managed to reason it out before I got a headache
       
 (DIR) Post #9yt9qAt129K9chCy12 by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-09-06T17:11:30Z
       
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       :thaenkin: piracy as a serviceget a pirate ship, come alongside a cruise liner, board it, run a day or two of pirate-themed entertainment, leave with a cheque from the cruise line for entertainment services rendered/a fantastic advertising opportunity and tips from the cruise passengers
       
 (DIR) Post #9zFOrzyTAEfLExFYHY by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-09-17T10:40:44Z
       
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       Lord Jones of Cheltenham has asked in the House of Lords "whether they [the government] plan to produce a list of laws which can be broken in a specific and limited way without penalty; and if so, when such a list would be available."https://questions-statements.parliament.uk/written-questions/detail/2020-09-14/hl8064#
       
 (DIR) Post #A0IgCbuQYUK0Ml5Yh6 by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-10-18T22:35:04Z
       
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       see, if cd project red were smart, they'd put in a check to see if your copy of cyberpunk 2077 was legit or not, and when it finds that it's not it gives a little notification of "hey, you stole this, well done chummer, that was indeed the thematically correct thing to do"
       
 (DIR) Post #A0IiJuKQfdlZQbrGL2 by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-10-18T22:59:52Z
       
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       actually, y'know what?they should put like, one download code per half hour in a text file on one of those exploitable VMs people use for capture the flag games and let the internet have at ityou own the server when the text file updates, you can get a free copy of the gamemaybe sit on the server for a while, if you can, get keys for all your chummersyou can have that advertising campaign idea for free CDPR 'cause I know you're not cool enough to use it
       
 (DIR) Post #A0KMSu3xDbyCXDxLaS by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-10-19T18:03:38Z
       
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       I wanna meet an opossumwe don't have them over here and I wanna meet one
       
 (DIR) Post #A0MET1SzHTVWBE8C4O by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-10-20T15:47:07Z
       
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       in the superhero-verse, along with a load of tailors, car mechanics, and construction crews catering to the "super" community there must be a bunch of nerds making heavily customised linux desktop environments for all the superheroes and villains
       
 (DIR) Post #A1lpKjn2v0ioJIbV5s by troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
       2020-12-01T19:23:55Z
       
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       if you give a man a fish, you feed him for a daya day in which it's far easier to teach him how to fish because he's not fucking starving to death