Posts by triz@radical.town
(DIR) Post #9pZ5p41NR2wPvyzxjs by triz@radical.town
2019-12-02T15:53:55Z
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i arrive, sweat-drenched and exhausted but triumphant, at the apex of the mountain pass on the afghanistan-pakistan border, ready for some man-on-the-street interviews. i set up by the roadside and unpack my sat phone, diligently turning the transceiver's antenna so it has the best exposure to the southern sky, and dial my editor. my expression sours as my mood is punctured and i yell into the handset:"what the hell do you mean it's not khyber monday???"
(DIR) Post #9pcgRVaxVunhHxt1Wa by triz@radical.town
2019-12-04T08:07:53Z
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figured it was time to update the sign
(DIR) Post #9pfdHcDhLNe2mMOjoG by triz@radical.town
2019-12-05T19:10:51Z
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great thing about lesbian relationships is that each bride might have a father. just tell each dad that he's the one paying for the wedding because tradition or whatever but tell one of them to make it out to cash
(DIR) Post #9pg894fbIMD8zJr9pQ by triz@radical.town
2019-12-06T05:35:08Z
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tom paris can get it sorry
(DIR) Post #9pgAEyJ44DjKtjFssS by triz@radical.town
2019-12-06T05:39:24Z
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@wintgenstein his entire personality is the dreamworks face and yet idk he pulls it off
(DIR) Post #9ppasNvH6enms0DmnA by triz@radical.town
2019-12-10T16:34:38Z
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the existence of light rail implies the existence of a parallel dark rail
(DIR) Post #9ptfPwwROELdAp8RVY by triz@radical.town
2019-12-12T18:14:43Z
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been pretty dry on posts for a while now huh
(DIR) Post #9ptwMaLAf7aFQggT7A by triz@radical.town
2019-12-12T21:26:45Z
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at the record store coffee shop. there is a poster on the wall of the record store from some pearl jam tour in the 2000s. the art is a caricature of george w. bush as alfred e. newman. the 2000s were just as inane as today, never forget that
(DIR) Post #9ptwMaa3llUeAreMK0 by triz@radical.town
2019-12-12T21:31:18Z
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mom just asked "who's that man in the sunglasses they've got plastered all over the place?" (it is kurt cobain)
(DIR) Post #9pzO0QaLAsBI3Ljn2u by triz@radical.town
2019-12-14T00:06:11Z
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2d printing a gun because i'm going to flatland to get that square motherfucker once and for all
(DIR) Post #9qNus1B33Qs6SFGmmm by triz@radical.town
2019-12-27T07:39:53Z
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when you're too far away from other trans folks that's gender diasphoria
(DIR) Post #9qOyxYsbloztP6VGkK by triz@radical.town
2019-12-27T18:23:00Z
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a bidet is just a toilet that pisses back
(DIR) Post #9qZ9YxXC0gQDhoYapc by triz@radical.town
2020-01-01T18:41:14Z
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in 2020 i'm growing a freaking sense of self
(DIR) Post #9qZ9YxtWfeHop50Qds by triz@radical.town
2020-01-01T18:42:08Z
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gonna get some hobbies or start following the news or something. anything so i'm just not always bicthing about my latest personal disaster
(DIR) Post #9qZ9YyAXeNthfqy1AG by triz@radical.town
2020-01-01T18:43:30Z
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in 2020 we're cultivating a mystique
(DIR) Post #9qacnUdEqJ22ErcwoS by triz@radical.town
2020-01-02T10:51:54Z
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them: hime, a scorpio: (surrounded by tarot cards, tea leaves, and sheep entrails) but what could this *mean*
(DIR) Post #9qbMtk5AuG3Nmqc0uW by triz@radical.town
2020-01-02T19:14:13Z
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hey if i don't know you and we've never interacted there's a strong chance i don't super care if you don't get my joke
(DIR) Post #9qbTmRZi1AZm2TMRsW by triz@radical.town
2020-01-02T21:38:59Z
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real time footage of @hyperlink in the break room
(DIR) Post #9qcnVhj2uSMRRnz3A0 by triz@radical.town
2020-01-03T10:26:41Z
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@gonzo jesus they so are
(DIR) Post #9s8vyUKwXF8pXvQbw0 by triz@radical.town
2019-12-18T00:50:39Z
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sorry i'm only horny for dipasses who think the language you speak completely changes the way you conceive of the world. i'm a sapirosexual