Posts by toilet@mastodon.xyz
(DIR) Post #2060616 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-17T20:46:23Z
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imagine having a problem so hard they all call it the hard problem. wow!
(DIR) Post #2060617 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-17T20:47:52Z
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now what do you think would show up if you googled on wikipƄedia for "the hott babe"........ girl reading thhis
(DIR) Post #2079821 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-18T16:09:23Z
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@lynnesbian fuck em
(DIR) Post #2080656 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-18T16:53:57Z
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@lynnesbian love too roll coal down wallabum street in my lorry, which is entirely composed of coral reef pieces
(DIR) Post #2080684 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-18T16:55:36Z
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@lynnesbian what do you call it then? A flatback 4-wheela-sheila?
(DIR) Post #2080815 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-18T16:50:10Z
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@nuttgodd @citrustwee @larrydavis @lynnesbian yeah your just brainwashed by the capitalist paradigm, theyre trying to make you think 2 sodas with different ingredients taste different š®. You sure are poppin off little queef
(DIR) Post #2080817 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-18T16:57:00Z
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@nuttgodd @citrustwee @larrydavis @lynnesbian its the coca coca corparation deeeeewd... youre soda is a lie
(DIR) Post #2128447 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-20T10:39:30Z
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@lynnesbian what are they doing in there
(DIR) Post #2128477 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-20T10:41:00Z
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@lynnesbian its the only place that's free. If you open the door you get a deltarune spoiler
(DIR) Post #2129459 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-20T11:21:46Z
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Look im fine with straight guys but... on the bus? Really?
(DIR) Post #2129905 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-20T11:41:01Z
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@lynnesbian i have never heard of this. What the fuck
(DIR) Post #2130166 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-20T11:56:05Z
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@lynnesbian yeah i googled it
(DIR) Post #2141855 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-20T20:25:02Z
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(DIR) Post #2163686 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-19T18:14:29Z
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You know when you picked an absolutely horrible name and cant toot something like "fav this to give the toilet a hug"
(DIR) Post #2554789 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-08-27T18:59:49Z
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coast to coast malone
(DIR) Post #9fT9SJEcTpeDNyQC6C by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-11-10T02:05:41Z
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The DSLR, named after its inventor, Dick Suckin Lip Randy
(DIR) Post #9fhpEeC1sKzwNxiouu by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-08-20T14:14:52Z
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do all animals have the same ratio of legs to eyes?human: 2/2spider: 8/8guess we'll never know #biologist
(DIR) Post #9gdBJhpukkOA5yYILI by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-05T19:57:37Z
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my Styles:-world's coolest twink-idk, some kind of girl please. please
(DIR) Post #9hbrAveO20cx0c9KzI by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-11-05T08:10:37Z
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Tonight... the toilet pisses back
(DIR) Post #9k1D8hib0iFRyJr6VU by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2019-06-19T22:29:55Z
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what the italian flag REALLY stands for...