Posts by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
(DIR) Post #APMWlyLqwy9hRiXYvI by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2022-11-07T08:23:03Z
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"No Mr. Die, I expect you to Bond"
(DIR) Post #APu0DVlLcbuDyUFtCK by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2022-11-06T22:34:47Z
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The heroes in teams aren't the ones pulling all-nighters, gambling big and saving everyone at the last minute.They're the ones who put in the work every day to stop those situations arising in the first place.
(DIR) Post #AQpU1kkU9MpBc4sR6G by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2022-12-19T14:28:15Z
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"I think a nerd is a person who uses the telephone to talk to other people about telephones" #ActivityPub #Mastodon #MastodonAPI #Nerd 🤓
(DIR) Post #ARPelpGxepAuYcept2 by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2023-01-07T21:48:14Z
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3D printed a thing
(DIR) Post #ARjwV5WGDCQLKiQXaK by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2023-01-17T14:53:55Z
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Tempted as I might be by an #Apple #M2 #MacBook, the M1 Air has spoilt me. I'm never buying a laptop with a fan again.#TheFutureIsSilent
(DIR) Post #ATu9srMYXaOcRyEBtI by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2023-03-23T10:48:15Z
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@EdS @mcdanlj This may help, if you want filled regions. https://wiki.evilmadscientist.com/Creating_filled_regions
(DIR) Post #AnjhYF6uYeLm2RHafQ by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2024-11-05T15:05:38Z
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@futurebird Measuring the time complexity (number of scratches) needed to find an item in a sorted list. Eg. comparing binary search to linear search.
(DIR) Post #AnjiQyafgFDUjIIlcX by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2024-11-05T15:15:31Z
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@futurebird Generate a minesweeper board, then place stickers over each cell.Student has to deduce mine locations.Examplehttps://stackoverflow.com/a/8305826/283981https://www.chiark.greenend.org.uk/~sgtatham/puzzles/js/mines.html
(DIR) Post #AnnTOGGjA8fKOxzqrI by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2024-11-07T10:45:40Z
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@futurebird (I'm not suggesting we have a perfect system, far from it...)In the UK, we have fixed spending limits on election campaigns which aims to prevent an escalating financial arms race. https://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/party-spending-and-pre-poll-donations-and-loans-uk-parliamentary-general-election/spending-limit
(DIR) Post #AoObGyiP9D3GFVchGK by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2024-11-25T08:38:04Z
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@foone I assume the test of being human is whether you abandon the boring task you were trying to do for and just play Commander Keen all day
(DIR) Post #ArmsqpT2fh5XWYyG36 by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2025-03-06T13:34:02Z
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@jonty Free business idea: Photoshop AI plugin to detect if your logo looks like this
(DIR) Post #AsDsyHJ6oAU9A9nKds by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2025-03-19T12:52:48Z
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French food seems a lot less fancy when you realise that a Croque Monsieur is literally a "Mr. Crunchy".
(DIR) Post #At7ML4oduHuf5dyZU0 by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2025-04-15T11:31:47Z
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@nixCraft Man goes to CEO. Says he's depressed. Sprint schedule seems harsh and cruel. "Treatment is simple. Great manager, Pagliacci is in office today. Go and see him." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”
(DIR) Post #AzoT6GKesaWxtqxJIG by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2025-11-01T20:42:02Z
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@foone Or a 360 camera, https://hackaday.com/2011/06/16/360-degree-photography-uses-very-easy-post-processing/
(DIR) Post #B1F9Mx574aS1rFPb6m by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2025-12-14T15:30:40Z
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@futurebird As kids, my older brother would read out the program listings from magazines and I'd type them in. We invented names for all of the characters we didn't know 😀
(DIR) Post #B2ext5gktJZqr0DZOi by tobyjaffey@mastodon.me.uk
2026-01-25T09:54:13Z
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An egret at low tide #silentsunday #lichensubscribe