Posts by tobinalex@knzk.me
 (DIR) Post #1666847 by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2018-12-02T21:37:50Z
       
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       @priryo It's the late artist Ian Hamilton-Findlay's garden somewhere in the Pentlands. A really interesting place that I believe he dedicated to a Greek Goddess so it would count as a religious institution for tax purposes.
       
 (DIR) Post #1667538 by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2018-11-30T23:38:17Z
       
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       Doctor: the great PSY is in town. Go and see him, it will make you feel better. Pagliacci: but doctor, Oppa Gangnam Style!Doctor: Oppa Gangnam Style!
       
 (DIR) Post #2933643 by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-01-13T16:13:28Z
       
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       you have chosen to allow notifications from FARM WATCH DOT COM. there is one new notification from FARM WATCH DOT COM. content of notification is as follows: "saw a cowe"
       
 (DIR) Post #2975975 by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-01-14T20:18:44Z
       
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       knocking on my door without first having sent a missive to the effect "i shall knock on your door at [time]"? well then i simply shan't answer
       
 (DIR) Post #2976065 by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-01-14T20:42:27Z
       
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       @hierarchon @monorail ah no it's current, that's just what i'm Like
       
 (DIR) Post #2976195 by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-01-14T20:46:32Z
       
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       @hierarchon @monorail That's cool as heck! The one with designated "At Home Days" is particularly cute.
       
 (DIR) Post #9fXTrsVQg8O6DIZUZc by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-02-05T17:58:04Z
       
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       @jzs42069 it's already been "bit" for you
       
 (DIR) Post #9fXTrszuqmm3jqpq5o by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-02-05T18:00:57Z
       
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       @jzs42069 every single bitcoin is bit by an authentic otaku at the point of manufacture. that's why they're expensive
       
 (DIR) Post #9fatX78RlN3Hb7wqUi by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-01-25T11:01:31Z
       
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       Q: Whom throws barrels at windmills, fancying them to be Marios?A: Don Quikongthank's for reading
       
 (DIR) Post #9gIii8Pqnb65eGSVPM by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-02-28T15:26:36Z
       
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       Doing the Laura Palmer Scream whenever I am mildly-to-moderately inconvenienced
       
 (DIR) Post #9gKDTa1ZA3D4fRbEem by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-02-25T09:40:05Z
       
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       thanks everyone for awarding me "best oscar"
       
 (DIR) Post #9greA6FejyVvo0nrXs by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-03-17T10:44:02Z
       
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       Visited a friend’s office and, while waiting for him, I stood admiring the many fish he has mounted on his walls. I was most enamoured with a magnificent bass, when suddenly– would you believe!– it turned to look right at me! I was stunned! More so when it began to sing: Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy” in a precise likeness of that singer’s voice. Well I was quite paralysed with fear! Before my friend could return to corroborate this, the fish stopped. Am I losing my mind? Help me Reddit
       
 (DIR) Post #9iH1P27kQAbFk9U3WK by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-04-28T17:49:52Z
       
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       thinking of becoming one of those highly monetisable accounts that gets 100K RTs on shit like "waiting for game of thrones like [beyonce dancing gif]"
       
 (DIR) Post #9iqqIWL8saLx586x0a by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-05-15T21:50:33Z
       
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       Did Marilyn Manson get his rib put back in after he finished or
       
 (DIR) Post #9irYfTAnDSFPu41Vtw by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-05-14T12:33:47Z
       
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       installing a miniature doorbell on my open window so that if a bee wants to come in it must ring the bell first, to respect my privacy
       
 (DIR) Post #9jNF2hPeA2JSrfyfia by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-05-31T15:42:06Z
       
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       @Knzk 神崎お兄さん、お疲れ様です！！！
       
 (DIR) Post #9jNF2hbLSXfdRxS0x6 by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-05-31T15:43:00Z
       
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       @Knzk @y nzwsさんもお疲れ様！！！
       
 (DIR) Post #9jjhe7u3Cq7LwHpmHg by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-06-11T11:42:19Z
       
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       aspiring to one day be grand enough to say "I tire" instead of "I'm tired"
       
 (DIR) Post #9jm9XyT0Ywo7y6xZFA by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-06-12T09:14:46Z
       
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       if i was the only person who could remember the beatles, frankly i would keep that shit to myself
       
 (DIR) Post #9k98uvEz5nb1IwrCoy by tobinalex@knzk.me
       2019-06-23T18:21:26Z
       
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       @fitheach omg that is brazen, what a shithead