Posts by tjmuessig@knzk.me
(DIR) Post #703624 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-23T00:13:11Z
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thinking about becoming a best-selling author whose schtick is that every character in every story just has a big car. just a big honkin truck or something and they crash into each other on every page
(DIR) Post #703870 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-23T00:57:10Z
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I think the evidence is pretty clear that elon musk has brain worms.
(DIR) Post #704907 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-23T02:17:31Z
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TED talks are just monster truck rallies for nerds
(DIR) Post #716481 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-23T18:08:27Z
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Mastodon's favorite eccentric singer, Björt
(DIR) Post #717514 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-23T19:09:46Z
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@OhMyGodMyKnees it doesn't. there's only new zealand and old zealand
(DIR) Post #723682 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-24T01:43:21Z
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even my parents dunk on insane clown posse now. they just razz the shit out of those guys. pack it in, kids.
(DIR) Post #724031 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-24T02:05:23Z
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one of the guys that writes for the atheist channel on patheos.com literally uses this picture for his professional atheist author profile and it is the funniest shit in the world to me.
(DIR) Post #749006 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-25T00:16:35Z
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I literally started liking astrology because it makes nerds mad
(DIR) Post #749414 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-25T00:31:25Z
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I think all of america's troubles can be traced back to the year 1982, when according to a popular song it was literally raining men. that was the start of the trouble we're in now.
(DIR) Post #750092 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-25T00:55:16Z
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the tour guide at the doritos factory said they can only get the EXTREME nacho flavor from cheese made from the milk of a very specific breed of cow being wiped out by climate change. please spread this vital knowledge to gamers
(DIR) Post #829502 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-29T01:01:58Z
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someone just tooted just the words "anime character." how do I do a negative boost?
(DIR) Post #829514 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-29T01:04:49Z
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@laurie this is what mastodon developers call "an advanced feature"
(DIR) Post #857280 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-30T13:18:49Z
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Pretty sure Scott Adams has a Dilbert doll that he kisses on the mouth
(DIR) Post #906507 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-28T23:56:21Z
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Robot Masters slated for appearance in Mega Man 11:- Slime Man- Truck Man- Razor Man- Beard Man- Wine Man- Snow Man- Rubber Man- Mail Man
(DIR) Post #906509 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-29T00:01:50Z
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@larrydavis petitioning the government to reduce and reuse mega man games. cap and trade mega men
(DIR) Post #906511 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-10-29T00:05:56Z
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@larrydavis what is this degenerate moving picture you are showing me? that's not how boss doors work.
(DIR) Post #1038528 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-11-07T19:38:12Z
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Kicked out of yet another D&D group because they refused to accept my incredible new character concept "The Farding Bard"
(DIR) Post #1136042 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-11-12T01:35:22Z
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guys if I show up at a church and tell them I have already read and eaten the entire king james bible, do I automatically become the pastor? I asked r/christianity but they couldn't agree on an answer
(DIR) Post #1160386 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-11-13T01:23:14Z
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detective pikachu? a thousand curses be upon you and your house, nintendo. you bastards. I will not have crimes in my already beleaguered city being investigated by anime
(DIR) Post #1211776 by tjmuessig@knzk.me
2018-11-15T01:30:36Z
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the only thing worse than Microsoft Windows would be literal Microsoft windows. all they would have to be is clear glass but you just know those greedy eggheads would find some way to fuck it all up. they would require a login to look through and would blue screen once a week.