Posts by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
(DIR) Post #20712 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-14T18:24:27Z
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MYTH: the eye pyramid on the dollar bill is secret masonic symbolismFACT: all dollar bills are made inside the pyramid from super mario 64, the one with the exploding top and eye hands boss
(DIR) Post #27598 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-15T04:19:08Z
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If your hot dog lunchIsn't tastin' goodWho ya gonna call?HEINZ MUSTARD
(DIR) Post #77181 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-18T15:42:18Z
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I went to this King Tut exhibit at the St. Louis Science Center and he was buried in these solid gold nesting boxes covered in hieroglyphs and that's how I want to be buried except instead of hieroglyphs cover my boxes in my toots
(DIR) Post #79219 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-18T19:12:18Z
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Pauly Mackleshore
(DIR) Post #79292 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-18T19:18:15Z
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The Great British Vape Off
(DIR) Post #94514 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-19T21:10:18Z
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@thatcosmonaut On day 2 of an abstention myself, can't get anything done.
(DIR) Post #97106 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-20T00:16:48Z
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the existence of coochie elf and coochie seal, both creatures that live in the arctic, implies the existence of Coochie Santa Claus
(DIR) Post #121183 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-21T14:18:53Z
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Ogg Vorbis does NOT fuck around. Ogg Vorbis is serious wizard shit.
(DIR) Post #121367 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-21T14:41:21Z
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@bigegg The ImageMagick Strategy
(DIR) Post #141242 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-22T21:00:47Z
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all the turning point usa people look like big keebler elves and I don't think that's a coincidence
(DIR) Post #168844 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T15:27:44Z
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I was gonna toot "Weird Al Yank-a-dick" but nah, he's too cool for that.
(DIR) Post #169915 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T16:40:23Z
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Pee Wee's Trap House
(DIR) Post #253703 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-27T13:36:59Z
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Prince - Nothing Compares 2 UWU
(DIR) Post #261100 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-27T20:50:13Z
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Magician MondayTrickster TuesdayWizard WednesdayThaumaturgist ThursdayFortuneteller FridaySorceror SaturdaySoothsayer Sunday
(DIR) Post #288547 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-29T18:30:42Z
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If I this toot gets 20 boosts I will post a drunk bathroom mirror selfie that exposes no lewdness but captures american dorkery in perfect repose
(DIR) Post #290479 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-29T21:17:13Z
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back when the Simpsons had a staff of like 12 writers they would sneak math jokes into the show sometimes and that was extremely good and better than 80% of tv right now.
(DIR) Post #291605 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-09-29T21:34:38Z
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Silence of the Lambs but it's @citrustwee descending into a high security prison to consult with @realtoddhoward
(DIR) Post #314571 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-10-01T15:30:44Z
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sausage is just a very long burrito this is not up for discussion
(DIR) Post #314772 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-10-01T15:39:00Z
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Halloween is not only the best holiday but also has the best music associated with it.
(DIR) Post #314867 by tjmuessig@bofa.lol
2018-10-01T15:42:54Z
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all music is emo if you're twisted enough