Posts by threedudesdad@mstdn.party
 (DIR) Post #AQgBllx8MJUL7HNsUi by threedudesdad@mstdn.party
       2022-12-16T23:26:29Z
       
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       @newt flagging this immediately
       
 (DIR) Post #AS2e5GO34r6iKzMQvg by threedudesdad@mstdn.party
       2023-01-26T03:01:11Z
       
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       saddle up, looks like we're gonna have to lay our own eggs for the time being
       
 (DIR) Post #ASmMGbSfKbD67bgLR2 by threedudesdad@mstdn.party
       2023-02-17T16:09:01Z
       
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       actual conversation between me and my apparently cold blooded 7 year old yesterday..."Daddy, how many years are you gonna be?""What do you mean, buddy?""You know, what number are you gonna, you know... stop at?""🥶😰"
       
 (DIR) Post #ASpThb5E7wMnvBPvjk by threedudesdad@mstdn.party
       2023-02-19T06:41:47Z
       
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       *hospital"Yeah my baby just made a face like Gene Hackman so I'm gonna need a new one.
       
 (DIR) Post #ASuJmWGHSCh6fD5z6G by threedudesdad@mstdn.party
       2023-02-21T14:46:52Z
       
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       "We must not be too hasty," I say while directing an impromptu flash mob.
       
 (DIR) Post #AT32DNcDespCulefg0 by threedudesdad@mstdn.party
       2023-02-25T19:42:37Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts *eternity ensues*
       
 (DIR) Post #AT7117D1VaMXEaIV5U by threedudesdad@mstdn.party
       2023-02-27T17:41:19Z
       
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       Am I the only one that thinks "wanker" is a completely hilarious word that should be used more to our friends?
       
 (DIR) Post #AT9KIdKvbDKpFByuYq by threedudesdad@mstdn.party
       2023-02-28T20:33:08Z
       
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       WIFE: *coming out of anesthesia from simple procedure* ...... how'd it go?ME: *showing her a picture of the Terminator in a hospital gown* ...... there were complications
       
 (DIR) Post #ATPKrBsFU0pUxff1fc by threedudesdad@mstdn.party
       2023-03-08T13:55:09Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 😆😆😆 omg
       
 (DIR) Post #ATp2bTg7ftcYbNLRrM by threedudesdad@mstdn.party
       2023-03-20T23:31:26Z
       
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       Gonna start a band called "Prematurely Vestigial"that's just something cute I thought of
       
 (DIR) Post #AY5WEXzfPdI08bqdiC by threedudesdad@mstdn.party
       2023-07-26T13:48:53Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts 😆 that's my total number of followers ever lol
       
 (DIR) Post #AYWW8EbvzaQdnGE3W4 by threedudesdad@mstdn.party
       2023-08-08T14:24:56Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts EXCELLENT!!
       
 (DIR) Post #AceaHEOl2sJc9CWSjA by threedudesdad@mstdn.party
       2023-12-10T03:17:27Z
       
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       @lowqualityfacts more like the last cool thing high school students did