Posts by thj@mastodon.cloud
(DIR) Post #9q2qLRhzJdfTGo4F8K by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T04:37:40Z
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Okay so I'm a bit of a jazz musician and PR person or whatnot but I don't know what to tell my folks at home, because I was a computer programmer a month ago.They're gonna be worried sick and I need some shit to tell them make them worry less.
(DIR) Post #9q2qlw6YvQyN4WC3P6 by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T04:42:28Z
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It's 5 AM and I want to go to a jazz club but no clubs are open at 5 AM in Oslo.
(DIR) Post #9q2v0r9OKFCB6onJjs by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:29:39Z
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Just jammed as wildly as I could to this playlist of Jazz covers:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLnZ1NQm2uk&list=PLtGnTkjhPRRqyVyShVyDGABLm-v6DEQTnIt's 06:30 and I'm probably in violation of every tenant rule on the planet, but I don't fuuuuuuuucking care because I'm alive.
(DIR) Post #9q2vDtesJSTkeRjrzU by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:32:22Z
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Current drink. It's Monday. It's 06:30. I'm listening to jazz.I'm bad, right?Do not give a motherfucking flying fuck about that.I am happy. I need this.
(DIR) Post #9q2vM7WgdUxhyjpX28 by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:33:50Z
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@clacke It's all about yin-yang.Look we can't convey duality with our language.Bandwidth is too low.I wish language had this thing where you could bend a word to put the emphasis on what you're feeling in the moment."Straight" is good at times."Crooked" is good at other times.So you wanna say STRAIGHTcrooked because you like both but at the moment you're straight, not bent.
(DIR) Post #9q2vaM1hWNq70L7kpM by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:36:25Z
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When I look at life...Jazz is the essence of it all.Jazz expresses this madness that is life.Jazz is life.
(DIR) Post #9q2vnPAX9IbAW0TjPc by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:38:46Z
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I'm sinful.Oh, so sinful.So dirty.... but so happy.So happy.
(DIR) Post #9q2vvwXWxcJgKWJ4CW by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:40:19Z
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This is my shitface. Do I look like I give a fuck? I love life.
(DIR) Post #9q2w01ql9x1fxQFUnY by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:41:03Z
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People hold back and it...It kinda pisses me off."God damn, show me you. YOU."
(DIR) Post #9q2w3DetiBBZRyDonY by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:41:18Z
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Stop shitting me so I can stop shitting myself.
(DIR) Post #9q2w6R2sOdbnpxyHIm by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:42:07Z
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Murder me. Kill me. Be a savage.I do not care.Life is life.
(DIR) Post #9q2wHoJaDms5BwD4im by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:43:37Z
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When I drink, I feel like a god.Okay, let me tell you what I feel when I drink.I feel like I wanna save humanity from its depravity.I feel like I wanna show y'all how to live.How to feel happy.
(DIR) Post #9q2wNAeIbwi7uKSJ6W by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:45:13Z
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Drunk thoughts:You're all so repressed.My god.SOOOOO repressed.You're homosexual (once thought of as a sick perversion) or pedophiliac (currently thought of as a sick perversion).I was probably "sexually abused" at one point.Thing is...If you view "sexually abused" as something else, it won't hurt you.We are weak depraved sinful beings.Why do we not embrace it?
(DIR) Post #9q2wZYBSvzykNIs7mq by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:47:00Z
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Do you see how fucking unafraid I am?This is me drunk. Very drunk.Drunk people and children speak the truth.I seek balance. Only balance. Between good and evil. Sickness and goodness. Soft and hard. Cute and ugly. I mean, I'm so open-minded that, indeed, there is a hole in my head.But holes are good. Holes can be made love with.
(DIR) Post #9q2wmFC2qv41F0CCS8 by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:49:42Z
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Look, I ain't kidding.Being drunk.For me...REAL me.I'm sorry but that's just the way it is.If your intuition allows you, examine the lyrics to the jazz song "Oops! I did it again" and then rethink your life.
(DIR) Post #9q2wze6nWrdGHN8F96 by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:52:12Z
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If my lack of fear intimidates you, then leave.If you're gentle, a gentleman, a true lady, you will let me know why.Because this is all about living and learning.I hold this as the one true value of life. "You learn as long as you live".That's it for me, really.
(DIR) Post #9q2x936xwHAuQih6qe by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:53:30Z
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@eazysprech It was Monday a moment ago. That's okay. We cannot always be aware of when and where we are. Life is life. Do you know what I mean?
(DIR) Post #9q2xAvNdebR921O3wO by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:51:40Z
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If my lack of fear intimidates you, then leave.If you're gentle, a gentleman, a true lady, you will let me know why.Because this is all about living and learning.I hold this as the one true value of live. "You learn as long as you live".That's it for me, really.
(DIR) Post #9q2xYmuOnpRDhv5bqC by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T05:57:48Z
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Ever had this feeling, like...Determined drunkenness?
(DIR) Post #9q2yF3Y1KTtDTVmFLU by thj@mastodon.cloud
2019-12-17T06:06:09Z
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@eazysprech You too. I have had quite a number of drinks. Yet because you are cool enough to encourage "madness", I am spending precious energy boosting your energy. I could be asleep now, but I am determined. Drunk determined.I believe in drunk.Drunk is true.