Posts by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
(DIR) Post #Aw6AOCNSDppweClAps by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-07-13T18:09:10Z
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@twylo after 2017 or so I took five years off, quite deliberately forgetting a lot of the tech debris that had built up in my head. It's worthwhile.
(DIR) Post #AwV93QqYGKn4NP0YgS by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-07-25T19:22:03Z
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@Nonilex it was actually reported at the time. I remember hearing about this in near-real-time... i suspect they buried it soon after.
(DIR) Post #AxSucZgLkxbY5RwwSG by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-08-23T15:22:33Z
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@LibrarianRA
(DIR) Post #Axs6gVGcAacrxCYAsq by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-09-04T18:43:59Z
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@argv_minus_one I mis-read that as "insert an emoji into a cat."
(DIR) Post #Ay3GuDVM8tRhCSBN68 by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-09-09T15:46:54Z
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@GossiTheDog @microsoft this is a great opportunity for you to tell them to consume feces and auto-fellate!
(DIR) Post #Ay9o0qghpuvzth1M8m by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-09-13T00:27:05Z
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@ai6yr i found this one a few months ago. This actually exists, too:
(DIR) Post #AycB0BYXS2qjLZDCgy by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-09-27T00:31:01Z
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@stux my back feels like it's got cable ties in it lately.
(DIR) Post #AyzlvcFqvNexdvEb1k by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-10-08T09:42:57Z
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@feditips
(DIR) Post #B0DBKJm64v1LqPDTLE by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-11-13T18:51:03Z
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@grickle everybody knows Doc Ock, but much lesser-known is his brother-in-law, whose superpower was masturbation. He was known as Dick Ick. He faded from the comics after a few years.
(DIR) Post #B0RYAyyZhJiV7MrvEW by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-11-20T16:50:32Z
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@internetarchive
(DIR) Post #B0RzW0T22uJSaQMeUi by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-11-20T22:16:39Z
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@internetarchive yup. Terrorists are powerless compared to the power of a single careless backhoe operator in Ashburn, Virginia.
(DIR) Post #B0S8CY3gLPmyYzIsfw by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-11-20T23:56:44Z
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@Nonilex red trump hats are "divisive." Swastikas are not divisive if you are an actual Nazi or possibly Amish.
(DIR) Post #B16I4EfYbm9S4Hy9NQ by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-12-10T02:07:31Z
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@maxleibman that communications thing Apple sells is pronounced "ippa-HO-nay."
(DIR) Post #B16uezUdn9zHyOog8u by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-12-10T16:08:13Z
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@twylo indeed. Flaming Carrot knew it well.
(DIR) Post #B2KQ7u8NPXZ2hojcno by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-01-16T02:21:37Z
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@internetarchive @wikipedia be sure and have a reprint of every single "urgent plea" Jimmy Wales has put up over the years. Collectively, they can be seen from space.
(DIR) Post #B2VlcjeoN4zghZYfZY by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-01-20T18:16:34Z
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@catsalad us-east-1 stole my hedge trimmer and ran off with my girlfriend once. Fukdat ting.
(DIR) Post #B2YOw4WXIbuvRsoodM by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-01-22T20:16:33Z
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@Nonilex shoot trump full in the face.With a large cannon.Loaded with cowshit.
(DIR) Post #B2gKlAYhOPZzkGbL3Q by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-01-26T12:18:13Z
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@ptrc
(DIR) Post #B2lFMqgm5XSZBplIyO by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-01-28T18:54:11Z
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@Nonilex it is trump's fugitive fund, if he lives long enough. Shit like this probably went on a lot 2021-2025, eventually we'll find out about hundreds of millions siphoned off into accounts only trump controls.
(DIR) Post #B3Bm1VfZOL8OW0aa6S by the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org
2026-02-10T18:16:36Z
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@icm that's far too many. You should just have a single Commodore VIC-20, patched to run slower. Surplus of choice is a leading cause of insanity, as is well-known to science.