Posts by the_etrain@masto.ai
(DIR) Post #ATLgaewxXy4uZjXyJE by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-06T19:33:54Z
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Breaking News: Rolling Stone is full of assholes who cannot spell Mastodon. "On other social media sites, like competitor Mastadon, some users said they couldn’t log onto Twitter at all, with attempts to access the site bringing up the same API error message."https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/links-not-working-elon-musk-twitter-api-error-1234691469/
(DIR) Post #ATLgafYtGwQ4TNIGQq by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-06T19:39:33Z
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Are we really competing with Twitter? Competing for what, exactly? Not money. Hearts and minds?
(DIR) Post #ATNpyFfcTXUN1dgGSu by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-07T19:51:35Z
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@GayDeceiver I'll dance like I NEED an exorcism and we'll meet on the dance floor.
(DIR) Post #ATPEUFqrvcZauehB0i by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-08T12:22:47Z
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It bugs the hell outta me when universities contact me looking for money. I'm like "𝘯𝘢𝘩, 𝘮𝘢𝘯. I already gave you big stacks of cash and we were squared up when I left. Remember that?"
(DIR) Post #ATPW99kJEUoL4NiTRo by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-08T12:11:17Z
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𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘯. You'll laugh. You'll cry. Then you'll figure out how everything works, and you'll have a pretty OK time.
(DIR) Post #ATRcbLpQtKQ4h0rOds by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-09T16:05:18Z
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I bet if a vampire drank my blood, he'd be put on Lipitor at his next physical.
(DIR) Post #ATU2ynMZfeuHsH7afg by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-10T20:19:03Z
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Good: Getting some pussyBad: willows stuck in your ear
(DIR) Post #ATU3CzQDdKhdKPavWi by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-10T20:30:57Z
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@blackenedgreen 😆 🤣 😂
(DIR) Post #ATUEoJOpQ2wRUvwY76 by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-10T22:35:48Z
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(DIR) Post #ATUMuurzoiat56FLJA by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-10T20:50:19Z
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Subtooting implies the existence of supertooting.
(DIR) Post #ATUNj4pN4KOyRYw9zc by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-11T00:20:52Z
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@blackenedgreen It's contagious.
(DIR) Post #ATWAZt7UJoNMREcRgO by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-11T20:45:15Z
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𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘯. It's technically free, because you paid nothing for your everlasting soul.
(DIR) Post #ATcCF0QPKR53s1OlYu by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-14T18:47:12Z
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I feel like it's been a while since Twitter's gone down. Like, Twitter doesn't care if I'm satisfied anymore.
(DIR) Post #ATcfujtK5VRtQRAx2u by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-15T00:22:20Z
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@GayDeceiver @godpod Florida man arrested for arson. Claims God communicates through burning shrubbery.
(DIR) Post #ATdip0ii0CrP1OAeps by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-15T12:22:36Z
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Today, and today only, JFC will stand for Julius Fucking Caesar.
(DIR) Post #ATdssQWlVTeHTJqtSi by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-15T14:22:18Z
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@GayDeceiver I wish I could attribute this correctly...."States rights to do what?"
(DIR) Post #ATeBxzbcPcEkqHUQMa by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-15T17:43:25Z
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So, have they made a porn version of Everything Everywhere All at Once, yet? It's obviously a group sex flick, and you don't even have to change the title. Let's get this to market before the buzz wears off.
(DIR) Post #ATeJCkJYFMizRK1MVE by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-15T18:09:19Z
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Inside me are two jackasses. Each trying to bray louder than the other.
(DIR) Post #ATgxyAT7CzQWeHa7GK by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-17T01:57:35Z
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Forgot to check myself for ticks brb.
(DIR) Post #ATh8WRHKDQ0cAf2zDc by the_etrain@masto.ai
2023-03-16T20:58:11Z
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Ok, tree. I will.