Posts by the_etrain@beige.party
(DIR) Post #AznwbRglPQWrbxYa92 by the_etrain@beige.party
2025-11-01T14:35:43Z
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Some of you sickos are putting up a Christmas tree right now I bet.
(DIR) Post #Azwn1wHl1WKuuoUgwS by the_etrain@beige.party
2025-11-05T19:41:27Z
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You people are fucking sick. I love you so much.
(DIR) Post #B08nkn6ggWU17vndb6 by the_etrain@beige.party
2025-11-11T15:24:41Z
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Ok. Buckle up. What US state has the worst drivers? Or what's a habit of drivers from a given state? I'll go first...Tailgating is the official pastime of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Drivers from Delaware have no idea what's going on at any given moment on the road, and they drive in the left lane like that's just something you do.
(DIR) Post #B0DYuvgAvRwQm1sBvc by the_etrain@beige.party
2025-11-13T23:12:03Z
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There should be a super hero named Internet Stranger that swoops into all kinds of situations to give flyby dogshit advice.
(DIR) Post #B0GZiCFwfGAVqkybLM by the_etrain@beige.party
2025-11-15T10:05:16Z
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If, in the future, the only thing available to the consumer is smart toilets, I will simply dig a hole in the yard and shit in that.
(DIR) Post #B0TtvDSqeKImj7pt3o by the_etrain@beige.party
2025-11-21T18:42:59Z
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You don't have to advertise a skydiving business because customers just fall out of the sky.
(DIR) Post #B0dV2lNZgdhSl0Legy by the_etrain@beige.party
2025-11-25T19:13:04Z
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How you gravy up them mashed potatoes?
(DIR) Post #B0dkAdhzaYYYb171U0 by the_etrain@beige.party
2025-11-26T14:24:00Z
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@futurebird This brings me great joy 😂
(DIR) Post #B0dksckmV67gNMOFvs by the_etrain@beige.party
2025-11-26T14:31:59Z
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@futurebird Ha! 🤣 Bread plate, dinner plate, and saucer all smashing together.
(DIR) Post #B0wg9IQSWYHIUBFnaC by the_etrain@beige.party
2025-12-05T15:57:38Z
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Sir, your starlings are plump and barely airworthy. I commend you.
(DIR) Post #B19ya3OipWZ3vSpSoi by the_etrain@beige.party
2025-12-11T16:10:13Z
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The average man thinks about Times New Roman four times a day.
(DIR) Post #B1LazZ4A9t8iNdMahc by the_etrain@beige.party
2025-12-17T18:00:27Z
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Look, I'm over 40. I gotta do a little dance OR make a little love, otherwise my back will give out. And either way, I'd like to have this wrapped up by 8:45pm.
(DIR) Post #B1k4gnz2OqjS1vjKfw by the_etrain@beige.party
2025-12-29T13:27:25Z
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2026 is gonna be lit, in the sense that a lot of things will be completely engulfed in flames before it's all over.
(DIR) Post #B1oRQ0KOKEqWyFW1po by the_etrain@beige.party
2025-12-30T12:39:08Z
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Sweet summer child implies bitter winter bastard.
(DIR) Post #B2FVOnH1hQ92Kcr0S0 by the_etrain@beige.party
2026-01-13T16:43:42Z
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Wtf is the forkiverse and why is it not the sporkiverse?
(DIR) Post #B2FVOrG6slmwgwSKZs by the_etrain@beige.party
2026-01-13T17:13:56Z
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@DragonDrop So, uh, how's it going over there?
(DIR) Post #B2SizyR2i86TrHcxyC by the_etrain@beige.party
2026-01-20T02:16:37Z
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The hills have eyes. The mountains have ears. That valley? It's got a sweet ass.
(DIR) Post #B2SnM1tIwU6klQcS24 by the_etrain@beige.party
2026-01-19T23:57:06Z
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Let's meet in the middle. We'll both fuck half the way off.
(DIR) Post #B2WUuv0jOSrP41r6Lg by the_etrain@beige.party
2026-01-21T11:02:56Z
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Society: Stop being weird.Me: No.
(DIR) Post #B2gyUHsmuC2bhhVDkG by the_etrain@beige.party
2026-01-26T23:21:30Z
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I'd like to interview Ted Nugent just to intentionally call him Ted Nougat the entire time.