Posts by tedric@dads.cool
(DIR) Post #A4o9DnFK76vM3AyFUW by tedric@dads.cool
2021-03-02T16:59:00Z
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My team is expanding! We also have an open role for a UX/UI designer.https://recruiting.paylocity.com/Recruiting/Jobs/Details/465285get #fedihired
(DIR) Post #A6wLH2ysTyDxjYvrXs by tedric@dads.cool
2021-04-27T01:01:58Z
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why is it called parallel parking when the cars are obviously arranged in series
(DIR) Post #A9dMEAgwGgYKYjVFwW by tedric@dads.cool
2021-07-25T02:54:23Z
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@alexbuzzbee part of me thinks "intergalactic" is the best answer but on a human psychological scale I think it's really "interplanetary, but far enough from anything that the sun and planets and stars all look like equally tiny points of light"
(DIR) Post #A9u6w6tYScaRj8JB3I by tedric@dads.cool
2021-08-02T04:53:10Z
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@alexbuzzbee I also assume they are guilty of many more things they haven't been (formally/publicly) accused of
(DIR) Post #ABEKtXuDCTZBtDrHkG by tedric@dads.cool
2021-09-08T16:44:11Z
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I have a new coworker whose name is Kale and who apparently signs messages with the 🥬 emoji, how should I feel about this
(DIR) Post #ABEKtZ7ifjxvfPBaRE by tedric@dads.cool
2021-09-09T13:11:34Z
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@alex @nosimpleway does your opinion change depending on this person's gender
(DIR) Post #AC9vD8GOqUEnUPDPay by tedric@dads.cool
2021-10-08T00:37:37Z
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watching my toddler become fully jokerfied upon taking a big bite of toast with jam
(DIR) Post #ACOoYFhyZTPSdWhhXE by tedric@dads.cool
2021-10-15T20:05:33Z
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yeah, I'm an Elder Millennial** ageless beings whose godlike presence haunts the very boundaries of space and time
(DIR) Post #AG3FOZFS3iWojF0ycC by tedric@dads.cool
2022-02-02T00:17:05Z
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buddy, my kid is 3 and cannot reach the brakes
(DIR) Post #ALMwXKHpbJvvWG61E8 by tedric@dads.cool
2022-07-10T02:28:33Z
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pretty sure this is the movie that will finally pull me back to a theater https://youtu.be/ADh1cK555hM
(DIR) Post #AMGcbYWQeJjSvDrsRM by tedric@dads.cool
2022-08-06T18:11:13Z
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me, giving charitably to organizations I believe in: hell yeah, love what you're doing, make this world a better place 💸⚒️💪😤✌️🏳️🌈🕊️me, receiving $10 worth of mailers thanking me for a $5 donation: you fucking assholes,
(DIR) Post #AMHt2pVtNPzdrZbVzM by tedric@dads.cool
2022-08-07T12:02:24Z
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may you enjoy anything as completely and good-naturedly as this kid loves #corn https://youtu.be/1VbZE6YhjKk
(DIR) Post #AMdRPWZ1lseyBPvLY8 by tedric@dads.cool
2022-08-17T18:39:22Z
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infants 🤝 people who work from homewearing pajamas 24/7
(DIR) Post #AMdRPXCjOGQ2AYV3R2 by tedric@dads.cool
2022-08-17T18:40:36Z
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the greatest failure of targeted advertising is that nobody has yet tried to sell me adult footie pajamas that can pass for business casual on a zoom call
(DIR) Post #AMda6GoX0JwfQA4N4i by tedric@dads.cool
2022-08-18T01:47:11Z
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@john ah, if only you had shared an affiliate link
(DIR) Post #ANhqrdTJ5jMKFTVQZc by tedric@dads.cool
2022-09-18T02:51:05Z
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"embrace, extend, extinguish" perfectly describes what happened between homo sapiens and Neanderthals
(DIR) Post #ANifNLZs9UeNj3tKnw by tedric@dads.cool
2022-09-19T10:31:58Z
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@john probably but this was meant as a joke on how "embrace/extend" have lewd overtones. I couldn't find phrasing that implied the eyebrow-waggle as clearly as I wanted 🤷
(DIR) Post #APANM7IIw15eSq8fI0 by tedric@dads.cool
2022-11-01T15:05:25Z
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Logically, there can be only 9 "Double Oh" agents¹, meaning that James Bond is "seven of nine". This implies that the character not only exists in the Star Trek universe, but is both a Borg and a trans woman¹ Agent 000, of course, would be "Triple Oh"
(DIR) Post #AT1jVZqep5ZVmOPbd2 by tedric@dads.cool
2023-02-25T04:30:49Z
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@InternetEh https://freesound.org/ has a bunch of stuff with various CC licenses. Quality varies wildly but there are music loops and stingers, individual sound samples, ambient recordings, etc
(DIR) Post #ATPY5qNKzlhg25WI2i by tedric@dads.cool
2020-05-23T06:56:07Z
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the actual win condition of Monopoly is when you flip the board in frustration, violently upending the entire capitalist system rather than hand your last dollar to a gleeful wealth-hoarding rules lawyerthis is not a joke, that's actually the anti-capitalist reaction the game was designed to provoke