Posts by tasnyx@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #9vNlApjL6juDfv7Fke by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2020-05-24T20:04:58Z
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yeah man society is crumbling, we cant shake each others sweaty balmy fucking hands and instead of mis-reading someone's facial expression cause you're a jackass you have to ask them "how they are doing" worlds ending man, thats really the reason this world is fucked
(DIR) Post #9vb1IcQBFsyn3aYaxM by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2020-05-31T05:24:01Z
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people saying mayors are helpless against the police department in their cities, brother could you please tell me who again pays for the city cops? just a reminder please i think i forgot
(DIR) Post #9vb1hPu6vnBBTVNhUu by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2020-05-31T05:28:22Z
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motherfucker your government signs their paychecks they do what you want, without your government, they are illegitmate, what dont you get you thick-headed dumbass
(DIR) Post #9veYR5YywOjwPTPuPg by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2020-06-01T21:54:44Z
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You know how mark zuckerberg is a guy who isn’t running for president but living his life as if he is? Joe Biden is sort of the inverse, a guy running for president but acting as if he’s trying to get enough petition signatures to be voluntarily euthanized
(DIR) Post #9vjFe3bJgLHghLtNpI by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2020-06-02T00:15:45Z
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Decided I’m over the constant notification crawl of online going to crawl into the cave of perception and kill anyone with rocks who forces me out
(DIR) Post #9vmx9Hpzg9xPKhm7Qe by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2020-06-05T23:44:21Z
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shooting a pepsi can out of a t shirt cannon through a police station window: I CARE NOW KENDALL, YOU TAUGHT ME TO CARE
(DIR) Post #9vnPW3wMJR5LblOvS4 by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2020-06-06T05:08:09Z
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(DIR) Post #9voZJpRXa0kHs3kdCy by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2020-06-02T09:44:24Z
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me, i've never been fooled by a fake road, im too perceptive for that trick. now have i been fooled by a bunny dressing up as a sexy woman once or twice? Well, i'm only human after all.
(DIR) Post #9vpXAwYBmRvAYbSLQm by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2020-06-07T04:15:27Z
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it rocks that jacob frey was so thorughly booed by his own citizens, you should do that to literally any elected professional who doesnt do the minimum you're asking of them
(DIR) Post #9vr9Jq5z8j6QYmtQCe by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2020-06-08T00:24:36Z
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@alex thats right, it will be perfect once they exile lin miranda from it
(DIR) Post #9vrDR2KET3eeKlFD3Q by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2020-06-08T01:11:16Z
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I bought uncut gems on Blu-ray yesterday in an attempt to safdie pill my father
(DIR) Post #9vuVWoIBC1QVn4lfzk by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2020-06-09T12:34:34Z
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believing in antifa credit cards is like genuinely such a beautiful extension of paranoia and psychosis that i wish those types of conservative guys would consider getting into writing genre fiction cause there is some powerful imagination at play there
(DIR) Post #9vuZhhwZXJxb6S74tM by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2020-06-09T12:35:00Z
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to hold in your brain the idea that all antifa kids or whatever are trust fund kids who have everything they want in their life and also tools of soros credit card expenditure is like one of the most powerful brains for narrative i can think of
(DIR) Post #9w65ttcB6sjUTp9Rsu by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2020-06-15T04:55:01Z
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emailing noam chomsky telling him to "suck me from the back" and getting a curt response about Plato's Problem
(DIR) Post #9xAD1hSOwUSrWQHCAC by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2019-11-15T08:28:52Z
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You squeezed me off during Alvin And The Chipmunks: Road ChipI couldn't shoot ropes cause i thought it was disrespectful Now i'm like Jason Lee Without Scientology: HopelessCause i don't got any one to watch my name is earl with #AtticusPoetry #poetry
(DIR) Post #9yvK8GqgzXATBaJDPs by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2019-10-21T23:58:18Z
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reading capital at 17 and realizing that the world is fucked forever is the same thing as entering a warlock pact with a god
(DIR) Post #9yvK8HOMyK6es246uO by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2019-10-22T00:10:48Z
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(REAL WORLD) KARL MARX: as long as there is commodity to be fetishized and worker profits to be taken, they will be taken by the ruling class to service their revenue sourceME, 17: ah shit this is probably going to fuck up my life forever[FANTASY WORLD]ROTHGAR, THE UNKNOWABLE: in this cursed plane of existence the only living lexicon is power, i will lend you mine.. at a costME, EYES GLOWING WITH ARCANE POWER, IN A WARLOCK ROBE: ah shit this is probably going to fuck up my life forever
(DIR) Post #A0ZvXaknXoTRhly7Si by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2020-10-27T06:11:01Z
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many people are saying some of the greatest pieces of fiction fail the Kai Test (2 characters having a conversation exclusively about shitting their pants)
(DIR) Post #A8GRWBZctHJPMFwesi by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2019-12-21T23:55:31Z
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@healyn say what you will about the franchise but i thought Air Buddies 2: Port of Call New Orleans was a gritty new take on the series by having Nicolas Cage play all the air buds in a golden retriever costume
(DIR) Post #A8GRWDEmhjpSWCD2fo by tasnyx@mastodon.social
2019-12-21T23:56:43Z
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@healyn im not gonna make the same joke again so just look up my posts about a joker style huckleberry hound movie and replace that with air buddies