Posts by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
(DIR) Post #9pVBmbUf1TIn769A5g by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-11-30T22:04:53Z
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Baby Yodas out of control sports betting cost him his home. Massive strain on marriage.
(DIR) Post #9pVBmdK6Di2gmvDkuG by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-11-30T22:22:09Z
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Baby Yoda lashing out at Werner Herzog during intervention. They stop talking.
(DIR) Post #9pVBmeyY4nzZuf9Zaq by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-11-30T22:57:28Z
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Disney announcing they've cut ties with Baby Yoda citing "creative differences." The character to be written off the show next season.
(DIR) Post #9pVBtMwpV9nU1nY4fY by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-11-30T22:58:00Z
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Baby Yoda, allegedly drunk, assaulting paparazzi at his father's funeral.
(DIR) Post #9pVCpBJ4wP90ifWRvs by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-11-30T23:09:21Z
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@reitrace yes
(DIR) Post #9pZ7uCCAfgbIdrcd4i by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-12-02T08:44:34Z
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Ahoy! I've sailed up and down the seven seas and not once in all my travels did I ever come across a single treasure more beautiful than the girl reading this.
(DIR) Post #9pZ8NdL8pL9vEAr3vk by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-12-02T20:38:26Z
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@reitrace no not at all
(DIR) Post #9pZAVZCSIsckc1hd3o by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-12-02T21:02:17Z
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@highsaffron did u garlic them?
(DIR) Post #9pZGolhEfKY0b2dgKu by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-12-02T22:11:41Z
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What?What do you mean??What's gay about sailors???
(DIR) Post #9pZGom3vIyhBjPFnhQ by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-12-02T22:12:31Z
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I don't get it
(DIR) Post #9pZJmQlBpofOwn47ua by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-12-02T22:46:06Z
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@reitrace to score with chicks obviously
(DIR) Post #9pbJuBHtbSombHiGmG by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-12-03T21:42:01Z
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Adult journalists writing for adult audiences please stop relating politics to Harry Potter and Star Wars challenge 2019.
(DIR) Post #9pcGdWASc4IJjPYeRs by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-12-04T08:39:59Z
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I love property brother. Good night.
(DIR) Post #9pcIoot9Y82yt2ymem by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-12-04T09:18:40Z
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Ok don't let me post anymore. I gotta be up soon and need to get my dreams about cork flooring or some shit like that in before I work or I'll be a crabby fuck about it.
(DIR) Post #9pcuiZ19RPKQBVAG8G by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-12-04T16:23:29Z
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I'm gonna make everyone at work watch the Undertaker all day and no one can stop me
(DIR) Post #9pdI9SogtzJxiW8Fwu by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-12-04T20:17:25Z
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Question for women.Why do you write such uplifting things to eachother on bathroom walls? I've had to clean a lot of bathrooms in my time and it's always things like "u r beautiful" or "fck h8rs u deserve love!" Like, why is that what you wanna see while you're blasting a shit?
(DIR) Post #9pdI9TOUkrxdVYsqky by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-12-04T20:28:42Z
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@bryn I prefer the classics myself. Give me the dicks and some jokes. Maybe some some numbers for a good time and let me know who sucks and who wuz here.
(DIR) Post #9pg8DN6OhrhNJSRJWi by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-12-06T04:41:50Z
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I'm gonna become a .social man
(DIR) Post #9pjRB3eSX94p0nrUDw by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-12-06T03:21:41Z
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European houses are so small.That whole country is cucked.
(DIR) Post #9rgc8Se75ub0YmPcrQ by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2020-02-04T06:23:08Z
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I just gave a homeless man $20 and told him to go forth and whip ass.Because I have a feeling tonight is gonna be a whip ass night.