Posts by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #9uD73EiwBApNYT5jVY by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-04-19T18:56:43Z
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Dude Movies day again
(DIR) Post #9uHNKakduVROh51hKK by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-04-21T18:54:07Z
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I don't know if I posted about this before but when I was 16 a bunch of us were coming back from the mall and and my dudes had to piss so they started pissing off the side of this bridge and as they did that a whole like marathon of runners was coming around on the walking path under the bridge and a bunch of them ran through the piss. They were so fucking mad. The wild thing is they could see it before hand and could have stopped running but did not.
(DIR) Post #9uK8wiVWbcPhunYYPg by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-04-23T04:17:08Z
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I need 15 more followers to reach 420 and then I can finally Log Off
(DIR) Post #9uLiRlgkWHpmJOJAie by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-04-23T22:36:33Z
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@garfiald any post starting with daily or friendly reminder sends me into a blind rage
(DIR) Post #9uLisKVLhGKjoydp6u by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-04-23T22:40:59Z
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@38caution @garfiald its just one of those things i guess. same with "lets unpack this" and "let that sink in" I lose my shit every time.
(DIR) Post #9uQOWNslQoGWdJeRdI by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-04-26T01:14:22Z
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Remember when people would do flash videos of stick figures violently murdering eachother set to drowning pool?
(DIR) Post #9uXdEeVviOqWQDh2iO by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-04-29T16:34:15Z
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@happymoomoo @wintgenstein Yeah hell yeah. Living in constant fear is what makes this whole online thing so exhilarating.
(DIR) Post #9unBR5sGKRNbMZM0xs by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-05-07T04:17:08Z
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@SeanAloysiusOBrien so that u can be the one what makes delicious treats for the block party, mal
(DIR) Post #9unBR6bHd3ONcCPy8e by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-05-07T04:18:59Z
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@SeanAloysiusOBrien yeah and that's me the treat maker and bringer. Curious parties fuck off
(DIR) Post #9uqUK2ytATiUxygdii by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-05-08T18:19:14Z
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It's follow friday so follow yourself right out the door and get away from me.
(DIR) Post #9uz3arOzHBOXtienYW by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-05-12T22:07:04Z
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It must be nice to be a wine expert. I wish people would pay me a shitload of money to make stuff up.
(DIR) Post #9v5IhZZLoAOBbxzYZM by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-05-15T21:54:04Z
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[ParrotHead420 has Logged On]ParrotHead420: Glad to be here. I love Buffett!SonofaSonofa: We all do here. However I find your name a little offensive. I do not condone drug references. Reported.CrawfishKyle: Oh, don't mind ol' Sonofa. He's a stick in the mud, but he'll come arounf. Welcome, friend! :DCrawfishKyle: *around
(DIR) Post #9vFI0mkWs5EdcNPvMW by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-05-20T18:03:19Z
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I wonder how many zombie apocalypse guys had their dicks get all hard when the quarantine was announced
(DIR) Post #9vFl9FHHb6cJ47YXei by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-05-20T23:30:24Z
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I miss going out. You never know what's gonna happen when u go out!
(DIR) Post #9vIBCayyLJBqNHAZ8a by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-05-19T05:08:04Z
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This website is hilarious
(DIR) Post #9vIBG33IR7nuIeq2aW by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-05-05T07:17:14Z
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Being alive is pretty wild huh? Like just doing that is some shit.
(DIR) Post #9wupAY5znxwSp75HJw by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-03-09T11:38:17Z
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Just like Master Roshi I would refuse to train any of you in my secret mystic arts unless you brought a babe to my weird little island first.
(DIR) Post #9ywrp5BXiwN96p2l4i by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-02-14T17:54:18Z
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Did I ever tell u all I dated a girl that wrote 1D erotic fan fiction so there's definitely smut fics out there featuring one direction using some of my signature moves? I'm still kind of upset about this.
(DIR) Post #A0KwAqjUSR3tLP4iLg by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-03-21T01:27:45Z
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hon hon hon le mademoiselle, she will not touch my baguette. sacre bleu. - french incel
(DIR) Post #A0lQZTJ7R3c6VVxQae by tarzanboy@mastodon.social
2020-03-22T02:21:14Z
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My dudes sitting here watching end game and it has me thinking1. Did people really love this movie?? 2. Weird bald blue cyborg gf for me when?