Posts by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
(DIR) Post #AJdLYrPMkfngOqtyZE by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-05-20T04:54:11Z
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Motherfuckers took PPP loans and kept the money while grandpa came out of retirement because capitalist brain rot convinced him that 1) his only value is in his labor and 2) asking to be compensated fairly for that labor is somehow selfish
(DIR) Post #AKURbgJ05risyOXf7o by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-06-14T17:58:18Z
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A Paul Simon Ska coverband called "Paul Skamon"You're welcome.
(DIR) Post #AKURbiO2M6wLQauiFk by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-06-14T17:59:06Z
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Do not tell me this wouldn't whip ass, actually.I posted this as a joke but now I want to do it for real. Fight me. You'll win, but still... put up your dukes, bub.
(DIR) Post #AKtFbmucZ3wPa4heue by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-06-26T18:39:15Z
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@breakfastgolem have you had moka pot coffee before? It’s a very specific brew that some people hate. I love mine and I still use it sometimes even though I have an home espresso machine.
(DIR) Post #AKtWsvhkpGu2zgRcW0 by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-06-26T19:55:25Z
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@portpupper @breakfastgolem all coffee is a distant second to bripe coffee, of course.
(DIR) Post #AMvazYfxUPPEF4L5HM by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-08-26T17:45:27Z
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Might fuck around and retake the Myers-Briggs test over and over until I get the most cool category
(DIR) Post #ANJHFnvHnhf1D8iIlM by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-09-07T03:37:36Z
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Jerry Seinfeld dressing like a teenager for a fashion campaign is having some hilarious side effects.
(DIR) Post #ANJHFor4Krsi6LkRpQ by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-09-07T03:41:22Z
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Same energy.
(DIR) Post #ANpucX5qThChChGVXM by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-09-22T20:37:46Z
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Žižek snorted. "Zhou mean za Kaosk Emerhalts?"
(DIR) Post #AO73WG5kgHdJpnBQfI by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-09-30T18:07:29Z
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@silverspookgames yeah they absolutely do not teach a single thing about how Hawaii became a state in US schools it’s wild. Just vaguely cough and shout “andthenhawaiibecameastateandeveryonewashapppy” before moving on.
(DIR) Post #APVPni7WpSflhlA0lU by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-11-11T19:14:07Z
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@malwaretech Incredible little slice of American Values that "we aren't going to price gauge for life saving medicine" had the investor pool in an absolute panic 😂
(DIR) Post #APVPnjX5ZuiG5K7wFE by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-11-11T19:16:34Z
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@malwaretech I misspelled gouge but I'm gonna toot through it
(DIR) Post #APfjEyB34zdm257N1E by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-11-16T19:02:50Z
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Fuck... @killeveryhetero just sent me an email telling me I'm only allowed to stay on Jorts if I'm willing to give 110% to *hardcore* shitposting. Just 20 hour days worth of garbage toots. I'm expected to sleep under my desk so I can pump out 450 lines of craptoots a day.
(DIR) Post #APk9PlCn1XpEQWZthI by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-11-18T23:24:55Z
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I've never been personally harmed by a journalist so maybe this is stolen valor but I've seen many marginalized people here say essentially that they don't trust journalists to report on them in anything that resembles good faith and I gotta side with my homies on this one.
(DIR) Post #APls7hrFQAifvaE97w by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-11-19T17:07:26Z
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I feel like I apologize if anyone read that conversation because I got a very wrong read of who I was dealing with at the beginning but then dude slowly backed into fox news tucker carlson garbage. And then I actually checked his feed
(DIR) Post #APls7iN9VYExWX9crA by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-11-19T17:10:11Z
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So I guess #fediblock rec here?thepostearthdestination.comAdmin wants to be a member of the fun shitposting party but then posts links to Binary Australia, an anti-trans organization.
(DIR) Post #APls7jBUUOVS2ehpJo by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-11-19T17:19:29Z
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Better Screenshot showing that the instance is thepostearthdestination.com the admin is reposting stuff from known bigots.
(DIR) Post #AQPpTb9uRf0OuFvhwW by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-12-08T17:54:10Z
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@Raspberry_Pi @TobyRobertsPi fuck you, bitch
(DIR) Post #AQPpTeUE4a2VE8STWi by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2022-12-08T17:55:24Z
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I wonder if this gets jorts defederated from .socialeugen stand by the users that have been here for years and built this community challenge (impossible)
(DIR) Post #ARHMsyMussryM81Q9o by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2023-01-03T21:47:34Z
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Folks, you just can't put two hands near anything circular. It's not your fault. I know you spend a lot of time on that design and maybe you didn't know. But you can't do it. Sorry.