Posts by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
(DIR) Post #108104 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-20T19:12:53Z
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Just received my third and final warning at my job because I refuse to stop referring to patois as “Drake voice”
(DIR) Post #109943 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-20T21:30:54Z
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@Pepsi cut shot to me holed up in a cabin in Montana, surrounded by shitposting materials, typing “The Social Media Revolution and it,s consequences have been a disaster, for the human r ace…”
(DIR) Post #124095 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-21T16:46:41Z
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Bofa just pointing and laughing until tears as Pepsi gives himself Metabolic Syndrome for a running gag. He’s doing this for us.
(DIR) Post #131655 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-22T03:31:18Z
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@naturefan calling shenanigans on those buckets, man. Clearly the product of a corrupt civilization
(DIR) Post #143595 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-22T23:52:37Z
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@leonthotsky why does no one ask me this? Do they know? Can they sense my sorrow and my desperation?
(DIR) Post #153076 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-23T17:50:35Z
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Dogs. Boost for dog awareness.
(DIR) Post #158071 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-23T22:06:11Z
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God dammit I turn my back for 5 minutes and everyone starts vaping bodily fluids.
(DIR) Post #176859 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T02:00:32Z
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@apparitionblues ive this fat seal on my mind and in my heart
(DIR) Post #188858 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T19:15:47Z
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@apparitionblues I have an alarm that I have to get out of bed and walk across the room to reach and I apparently turn it off with no recollection and go right back to sleep a couple times a week.
(DIR) Post #192554 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-25T22:39:26Z
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@apparitionblues I have one next to my bed as well. Sleep inertia is a mf
(DIR) Post #196971 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-26T04:38:35Z
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@lunch New Zealand has tentatively been on the chopping block since they started making world maps, really. First to go.
(DIR) Post #220302 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-26T19:21:17Z
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@cjwyoming I’m sorry I posted my large ass to the TL again and everyone blew out the servers saying, “Wow, gross”, again.
(DIR) Post #220372 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-26T19:25:01Z
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@leonthotsky going to take this as a hint that my *entire follower base* is expecting un CWed buttcheek pics. Just try and ban me! Just t-[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
(DIR) Post #226063 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-26T22:02:15Z
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My powerbelly is starting to pop and I couldn’t be prouder. All the women at my office tell me I’m glowing.
(DIR) Post #274707 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-28T18:41:32Z
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@nuttgodd @scribblefrog when am I going to start taking these CWs seriously
(DIR) Post #281215 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-29T04:03:57Z
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@nuttgodd that's how you got your name I would assume
(DIR) Post #282704 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-29T07:54:06Z
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@naturefan when I’m hanging out with the boys at the boneyard we’re always like “the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race”. Standard locker room talk. We all do it.
(DIR) Post #287441 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-29T16:39:40Z
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@bigegg is it because it contains butter, that exotic ingredient found nearly no where else but magic coffee?
(DIR) Post #291868 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-09-29T22:52:46Z
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@OfficialABBA refusing to walk my dog because I don’t work without a union contract
(DIR) Post #318203 by sweetmercury@bofa.lol
2018-10-01T19:37:00Z
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@leonthotsky yo can you break a 20oz??